#battleshits

[inkkbubble]

fart battle//battle shits with roommate

The place I’m rooming in has these back-to-back bathrooms that share a window/are connected by a window—— you hear all kinds of dudesounds,,

but when I heard him blow one back at me I just took it as a sign to let loose— 

You tell me who won (its me, I won)  

[guywhowatches]

Hii I kinda got this idea from some of your stories that I read in the past. I've noticed that your characters were mentioning the game 'battleshits' in each story, and I wanted to ask if you're planning on coming up with a story about this game if not already. I already have a story in mind lol.

I'm imagining two jocks just having the time of their life playing their loud and long game of battleshits, and a nerd walks in on their game and gets grossed out by the idea. But when the nerd was about to leave, the door locked for some reason and the jocks just continue battling it out until the nerd blacks out by the smell.

I don't usually write this long lol hope you consider making this your story...

Funnily enough, I was in the middle of writing a story with almost that exact premise at one point, yet never got around to finishing it.

Hopefully I'm able to come around to that eventually, as it is an idea I really like. Although, I'm unfortunately going to be unable to write over the summer, so I'm hoping to get it done before then. :)

[realitista]

So, come here often?

[zeroheadroom]

Perfectly designed for two opponents to play #Battleshits #war

[sarcasticarepa]

I got a #burrito from a different #Mexicanrestaurant today and let's just say it's been fighting it's way out since 230pm. Never going back there! So if I commented on ur postes, i'm just passing the time till I die of #dehydration. 😅 #ineedhelp #battleshits

[gassyguys]

#BattleShits with Tysen Dunn

[pamperedpinkpuss]

I’d forgotten about Battleshits!?! :,)

[jollyrancherrules]

p.s.

Why I don't trust takeout all the time: Had a breakfast burrito at chick fil a = poos for a week... Get sushi = upset stomach.. burger from a place with probiotics - GI upset.... COWORKERS EAT PIZZA = 2 nurses down with vomiting. nerp.