#battyapples

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LET'S SEE SUMMONING SAM: PURPLE LIPSTICK, AN INCORRECT SANSA STARK OPINION, OCTOPI, OREO BALLS, HAIR DYE

AAAAAAAAAAAH YOU HAD ME AT PURPLE LIPSTICK

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harleyquinnisms replied to your post: i get so confused by the people who like/reblog my...

i’m laughing can you guess what i’m laughing at

kjkljelkfjds;lkfja;ldskfjal;dkfjkljsdf ahahahahahahahahaha omg

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harleyquinnisms replied to your post: “OH MY GOD ”:

oh no shhhhh dont say that the hannigraham side has some excellent fics they just also have some deeply unsettling ones too

im too scarred

i've REad tHINGS NOW

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OH MY GOD 

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jesus christ you guys you win im starting parks and rec

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battyapples sent me six very disgruntled messages about how im still not watching parks and rec omg

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WOW OKAY UPDATE

my mom found Tiger and Po! And so I went to go get them and take them home so she could look for Frodo and we ran into BattyApples (we were parked on the side of the street and she saw us!) on her way to come help us find them! It was a nice almost-ending to the story. Frodo's still missing, but since he's a dachshund, mom is pretty confident that he'll come back home as small dogs struggle more with distance.  oh goodness i feel 1000% better yes

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☾ i want will graham riding a unicorn over a rainbow pls thank

I HATE YOU SO MUCH OMFG