#baudy ballads

[alchemisland]

Contract Renegotiation

Little Jenny Knickerlifter

Has her unders all a-twist,

She knows a man prefers a snifter

After 'is swifty off the wrist.

Tonight he sits leering,

Behind on his mind

Lurching forward leans,

What can his coffers divine.

Afterward 'e wants more,

Coinless in lieu;

Nods pistol on drawer,

She 'Let's contract renew.'