#bayonetta!reader au

[anemoarchonhoe]

Bayonetta!Reader accidentally saving Nahida from her imprisonment without them wanting to and now they're calling her "little one" waaah waaaah

Nahida slowly being taught bravery and to stand up for herself, and finally getting rightfully angry at the injustice she suffered and continue to suffer alongside Bayonetta!Reader......

Nahida slowly looking at Bayonetta!Reader like her parental figure. Her guardian. The first time she was held protectively and loved. Bayonetta!Reader letting her cry once in their arms, then when she calmed down, telling her to shed tears no more.

"You're a god. There's NOTHING you cannot do, and nothing you cannot overcome, little one."

Lesser Lord Kusanali? Nay, she is going to rise up and be the Greater Lord this time.

The literal dendro glow within her eyes and hair made you smile proudly.

[anemoarchonhoe]

Remember that Venti that would get flustered as hell when EOS!reader showed ankle?

Imagine that Venti in the Bayonetta au, where reader's power offen leaves them almost naked(unless I've sorely misunderstood Bayonetta's hair power)

"Almost naked". Nah, they become completely naked and their privates are almost half-heartedly censored by their hair during their summoning, lol

He shrieked, covered his face red with embarassment. Except both his eyes are peeking through the gaps of his fingers. Pervert.

But Bayo!Reader of course, does not mind one bit. Hell, they'd even do a provocative pose for his enjoyment. And he can't help but quote Rodin.

"Beautiful."

[anemoarchonhoe]

Imagine Bayo!reader using the demon slave or just wicked weaves and the more sentient demons arguing or teasing the shit outta the characters, Xiao and Chongyun especially. I feel like Hu Tao would have a blast with them and Cloud Retainer would probably study the Umbran clock tower and wartrain Gouon. I think reader would tell Zhongli about the history of the umbra witches and lumen sages and the witch hunts and Shenhe and Ganyu about how they normally beat up angels and the like. And reader just going off one Childe switching weapons out. I feel like Yun Jin and Xinyan would get along with Baal so well.

Oh imagine a normal afternoon with Itto and the gang just chilling and then they see a huge plant monster (Alraune) and a giant butterfly woman (Madama Butterfly) arguing, or just straight up fighting, and reader’s sitting there, power’s activated, wicked weaving, with popcorn rooting for Madama Butterfly to get her lick back. I feel like Itto would be a little shocked seeing other world demons. Imagine reader trying to see if they can use demon slave on HIM

Zhongli just taking a walk through nature and then hearing reader shout some enochian and then a huge sound of a dragon. So then he runs over to see reader dancing around while a giant demon dragon is wrecking havoc on huge group of treasure horders. Then they look at him and wink

This is so long I am so sorry 😭🤚🏾

Lmao imagine Baal (demon frog) and Ei looking at each other like, "omg... same name" and Venti chimes in saying "I like this Baal frog", then losing his mind when he sees Baal Zebul and requesting a duet immediately.

Chongyun and Xiao getting existential crisis over this, but you solve the problem by saying your demons are True Demons while the evil spirits they fight are just some "bootlegs". True Demons only likes to eat angels and doesn't harm humans at all, and that they work with you under a binding contract where they serve you. That set the two of them at ease. You strategically left out the part where your contracted demons will devour your soul should you die in battle. They don't need to know that.

I don't think Bayonetta!Reader would purposely use their demons on anyone in Teyvat unless it's imposter au, but even then, she won't rely on them too much. It's because demons only want angels. Though maybe vision wielders/allogenes could be exceptions since they're kinda like god candidates, and thus have some sort of divinity (vision?) on them, so they qualify as snacks. Archons definitely would be good food, they're of divine origin, and Celestia would be like Teyvat's version of Paradiso.

[anemoarchonhoe]

Please please please-- bayo!reader styling on the impostor in SAGAU PLEASEEE

I saw the post and instantly i got hit with this AHAHA

OMG OMG.

Imagine this:

It's like the Bayonetta vs Joy fight.

You vs. the Impostor, both pointing guns on each other's faces. The acolytes are both frozen in place surrounding you both, confusion evident in their faces as they try to pick out which one is the fake and which one is the real deal. They were only able to snap out of it when the Traveler took off and stood behind you.

"This is the real (Name)!"

You roll your eyes. "Of course I am the real one, shooting star. When have I ever had that gold band floating above my head? And my signature beauty mark? The impostor doesn't have it." You turn to look at the fake. "Were you even trying?"

Then there's silence between you both. The impostor makes their move.

By move, it meant a dance battle.

You let out an "ooh~" and exchanged provocative dance moves. And when you bested the impostor? They lashed out and fought you. But alas, they didn't even last against you and were forced to relinquish their glamor, showing their true form.

Imagine it looked like Jubileus. Then you do a summon chant and use your hair to summon Queen Sheba and everything makes sense to your acolytes now. You're the real deal! After all, according to the ancient records of you, the god of this world can summon beasts and familiars using your hair. How could they have been so blind...?

They hope you could forgive them, but you simply look at them with an eyebrow raised and an impish grin.

"Now, now. While I don't mind this body worship and praise-giving kink you guys have, I'd prefer to be treated like a normal person. Or at least establish a safe word? Too much of a good thing ends up stale and disgusting the more it goes on, darlings."

...What.