Hello~ please insult me Tsukki. I'm 5'1, 23 and always mistaken for a 16yo 😔 I'm a pretty serious person with sarcastic humor but I also get flustered easily and can't lie. My guilty pleasure is Twilight and my family calls me an old lady because I crochet and like doing puzzles. I don't stick with one fasion type, I like t experiment and cnstantly switch up my style. I'm normally the friend that gently bullies my friends, but I want a friend or s/o who can bully me 😔 (I also can't spell lmao)
The first and most obvious place to look for insult material is your height...however, Tsukki’s tolerance for the shorties has had to grow a little given exposure to both Hinata and Noya (*cough no matter how much BDE he exudes cough*)
But I’m going for something a little different.
You gather your things, careful to throw your cup on the recycling before you leave.
You bump into a someone on your way out, you almost apologize out of habit but he pauses and those warm eyes flicker down to assess you.
“Isn’t it past your bedtime little girl?” Tsukishima asks, a smirk on his lips.
“Not yet, is that an offer to tuck me in, Tsukki?” you ask, giving him a salacious grin and wide eyes.
You watch as his cheeks grow pink and he fumbles for something to say before making a “Tch” sound and walking away.