meanwhile Turner in another room:
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meanwhile Turner in another room:
not Alyssa’s “special person” back home blasting her on twitter for lying about him 💀 sis doesn’t even know that her dick appointment at home has been cancelled too tsk tsk
I think it’s hilarious that Alyssa single handedly destroyed her and all her allies’ games just because she has a crush on an unemployed “tik tok star” from Utah living in his mothers basement.
i'm a white man's whore, but as a houseguest, you'd never catch me simping for an unemployed white man when there's $750,000 on the line. alyssa is giving clingy, insecure quinn fabray vibes and it's not flattering. at the rate she's going, she's totally going to fuck over kyle's game in the long run if he gives in.
and this is coming from someone who doesn't give a fuck about kyle, but game wise, he'll totally make it far.
like, she's weird as fuck, like degrassi-drama weird. even if they considered getting together post-show, i know it's not going to last. it's not giving swaggy and bayleigh. it's not giving tyler and angela. it's giving a starbucks-and-a-quick-nut.
Kyle and Alyssa really are a match made in my personal hell
It would have been GREAT to split the shownance up this week, BUT MICHAELLLL picked monte instead of kyle.
tbh i blame micheal for all this shit that's going down.
They gotta watch out for Alyssa during this wall comp - home girl's a level 5 clinger. Lol
Here is the Alyssa trying to cop a feel clip