When the cast photos came out, I was like "omg Keanu is so hot AMD HE'S A NERD THAT'S MY WINNER!!!!". Now every single FUCKING TIME I look at him, I can only see, hear, and indirectly SMELL the diabolical fart he ripped in the kitchen. All the attraction and fan service I had for him has vanished. All that's left... it's just farts.
The way my attraction for men changes with the slightest blow of the wind (or a blow of the butthole) may need to be studied in a lab.










