Aug 15, 2025
and if i said keanu is actually the finest man in that house, then what?
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and if i said keanu is actually the finest man in that house, then what?
When the cast photos came out, I was like "omg Keanu is so hot AMD HE'S A NERD THAT'S MY WINNER!!!!". Now every single FUCKING TIME I look at him, I can only see, hear, and indirectly SMELL the diabolical fart he ripped in the kitchen. All the attraction and fan service I had for him has vanished. All that's left... it's just farts.
The way my attraction for men changes with the slightest blow of the wind (or a blow of the butthole) may need to be studied in a lab.
shoot me if I'm wrong, but Keanu def deserved to leave- 💥🔫
my husband keanu surviving a double eviction... king.