Here is a repost of both the S1 and S2 lists. Tumblr removed the originals because “there might be adult content.” It’s a family show, quit deleting all the fandom resources!! Anyway, I apologize if anything got accidentally missed while putting this back together. Feel free to poke me.
LONG POST!!! (we’re looking at you, Jason, sheesh)
Injuries - Season One
Ariadne:
1x01: hit in the face
1x05: drugged unconscious
Medusa:
1x02: sliced hand (to save Hercules)
1x06: possibly enchanted by the song of the sirens when Hercules attempted to put her under a love spell (since it was actually a trap, we don't know that it worked - Medusa's feelings may have been her own - but Hercules is still an arsehole)
1x06: cursed by Circe (Hercules' fault)
1x09: cursed by opening Pandora's box (also Hercules' fault)
Pythagoras:
1x01: fell and hit his head
1x06: clawed on arm
1x09: fell from balcony, then knocked out (long enough for a fire to spread through the house, be put out, and then for Jason and Hercules to be declared dead and hauled away)
1x09: sliced hand (he needed blood to wake Jason and Hercules)
1x12: drugged unconscious
1x12: drugged to sleep (again)
Hercules:
1x02: hand bitten
1x06: shoulder injured while wrestling (it looks like there's a cut when Pythagoras is tending to him, but there's clearly no cut directly after the fight - Pythagoras is also doctoring the opposite shoulder)
1x06: turned into a pig by Circe
1x08: injured back due to being thrown against a rock wall
1x09: knocked unconscious
1x09: knocked unconscious again
1x09: drank poison that "will slow your heart until only the faintest traces of life remain“ in order to enter Hades (you threaten a man’s life to get information, he gives you a vial of poison while going “yes, here’s how you get to Hades” and refers to you and Jason as “the bodies” - and you actually drink it?! WTF is wrong with you?!)
1x09: whacked and tossed against a rock wall (but I don’t know if this counts, because he wasn’t physically there)
1x09: smoke inhalation
1x09: buried (I’m calling this an injury because who knows how long he was without oxygen)
1x12: drugged to sleep
Jason:
"stabbed through the arm there in the third week" - this is actually Jack’s scar, gotten during filming
1x01: woke up on the beach (meaning passed out while in the water)
1x01: shot with arrow (caused the scar on Jason’s upper, left arm in every episode)
1x02: struck on back of head/neck, momentarily dazed
1x03: voodoo-dolled by Pasiphae
1x06: magically burned by Circe
1x07: kneed in the stomach by Hercules (might have gotten the crotch a bit also)
1x07: tossed around by Hercules and Pythagoras to train him for the Pankration
1x07: kneed in stomach again and separated shoulder
1x07: separated shoulder fixed by Hercules
1x07: “feverish”
1x07: smacked around in the arena, injured shoulder was targeted
1x07: smacked around in the arena again - Heptarian went for his injured shoulder also and added yet another blow to the stomach, then went for the other shoulder and punched him in the face
1x08: punched in the face
1x09: drank poison that "will slow your heart until only the faintest traces of life remain“ in order to enter Hades (you threaten a man’s life to get information, he gives you a vial of poison while going “yes, here’s how you get to Hades” and refers to you and Hercules as “the bodies” - and you actually drink it?! WTF is wrong with you?!)
1x09: smoke inhalation
1x09: buried (I’m calling this an injury because who knows how long he was without oxygen)
1x10: axe, sword, or knife wound (knife assumed, although there was no blood on it, but Jason definitely stabbed somebody with it, so the lack of blood means nothing) - healed by Atalanta
1x11: cursed into being a Kynikoi (oh, who are we kidding, I’m just gonna say it: werewolf)
1x11: knocked out
1x11: bitten and tossed against a wall
1x11: drank silver to cure the curse
1x12: arrow again (the amount of blood on the arrow goes from rather serious to “OMG, how is he not dead?!” between shots)
1x12: grazed by spear (even though it looks like it misses him by a good couple inches - serious enough to require bandaging)
1x13: scratched arm (bonus points for continuity since this must be the wound from the previous episode, however I’m taking those points away again because this is clearly not the same mark)
1x13: knocked unconscious by blow to the head
Injuries - Season Two
Pythagoras:
Seems to have managed a full season streak (see post: somebody explain this). However, if we counted emotional pain, all the acting awards to Robert Emms, because damn.
Medusa:
2x09: cursed again
2x09: fuck it, I refuse - nothing else happened to Medusa; she went to live on a farm in the country with lots of space to run around and other Gorgons to play with
Medea:
2x04: fell down a cliff with a rock-slide (knocked out for a bit, but basically just walked it off)
2x06: knocked out, wrist cut
2x12: grabbed by throat, possibly choked a bit
Ariadne:
2x05: fell and got a cut on her arm
2x05: stabbed by Medea (we learn in 2x06 that the blade was enchanted)
2x06: knife wound from previous episode still bleeding
2x07: hand sliced
2x09: held prisoner by Pasiphae and tortured by Medea (using magic and a voodoo doll)
Hercules:
2x02: punched by Cyclops and smacks into stone wall
2x02: injured arm during the battle
2x06: clawed by a frickin' pterodactyl (after being bit by a mosquito)
2x08: hit in back of head by jug then sword hilt (unknown if he was knocked out by the second blow - the first was part of a staged fight, although unplanned)
2x09: drugged to sleep
2x10: punched by Jason
2x10: sliced with sword by Jason (wound was tended to by Pythagoras)
2x12: cut when Pasiphae’s men attacked the temple (this is the only time I’ve ever seen an “it’s nothing” that was never mentioned again - I thought “it’s nothing” in tv land was code for “I’m going to collapse in the next scene”)
Pasiphae:
2x04: shot with an arrow by Ariadne (being able to just yank those suckers out must run in the family)
2x06: strangled with a chain
2x12: poisoned with the nectar of the passion flower to neutralize her powers
2x12: sliced hand
2x12: knocked out from blow to the head - and stays out a long enough to carry her to the camp
2x12: forced to drink more poison
2x12: stabbed to death
2x12: dropped (this happened while she was dead, but a fall like that had to do some damage)
2x12: most likely got burned while being brought back to life (injured while being healed, what irony)
Jason:
2x01: seizure (from drinking the Oracle’s vision-inducing kool-aid)
2x01: yet another arrow (I hate to break it to you, Jason, but with the amount of blood on that arrow, you are dead)
2x02: "You fainted; the fall reopened your wound." (and he was out long enough for them to drag him from the river into the forest and make a fire)
2x03: sliced with spear
2x04: not certain if a sword got him or he was just smacked around with shields (but Ariadne felt the need to tend to his wound - and I might have to give huge continuity points to the writers here if this mystery injury is actually a shield hit to his spear wound from last episode)
2x04: fell down a cliff with a rock-slide (knocked out for a bit, but basically just walked it off)
2x05: broken leg (wait, you were unscathed in the epic cliff fall, but being knocked down broke your leg?!) - healed by Medea
2x06: knocked out
2x07: hand sliced (they say “blood sacrifice” and you’re all “okay sure” ... is there anything you don’t just go along with anymore, Jason?)
2x07: knocked out (by men sent by Pasiphae in an elaborate scheme to kidnap the Oracle, get Medusa to kill her, frame Jason, and cause Jason to be sentenced to death with the help of Melas who’s only a traitor because they’ve also kidnapped Cassandra -- good thing they decided to stick with that plan instead of just killing him while he was unconscious on the floor - seriously, do none of the bad guys ever hit people with the other end of their swords? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO USE THE POINTY END, GUYS!)
2x07: hit in the face
2x08: this is the only ep in season 2 that he makes it through uninjured - however, I thought it worthy of note that he’s imprisoned and sentenced to be slowly burned to death as a traitor, so it's not like his luck has changed
2x09: heart blackened by learning the truth about Pasiphae being his mother - I’m not sure how this works, but it does seem to have been mind-altering, so it goes on the list (although frankly I’m calling it good old regular trauma from slicing off the head of a dear friend... in order to kill his own mother - I mean damn, that would fuck anybody up)
2x10: stabbed with sword (magically healed, at least partially, by Medea)
2x11: wound from previous episode is still bleeding (so it wasn’t fully healed by Medea’s magic)
2x11: presumably beaten up by Pasiphae’s men when captured, has multiple cuts
2x11: sliced in the arena
2x11: sand tossed in his eyes in the arena
2x11: kicked around in the arena
(my personal opinion is this is self-harm with a bit of a death-wish after killing Medusa - it seems he let himself be captured and he doesn’t really fight back until it’s Diocles’ life at risk)
2x11: drank poison in order to appear dead (dammit, Jason, what is this, the forth time you’ve trustingly gulped down poison?)
2x11: shoved and smacks into a rock
2x12: whacked with a sword hilt (they never did learn to use the pointy end)
I wanted to write it for a while, but it’s so short I don’t really want to publish it on AO3, so I’ll just post it here.
Title: An Island
Fandom: Atlantis
Characters: Ariadne
Pairings: Hints of Jason/Ariadne and Jason/Medea
Rating: K
Genres: Angst
Summary: When all is lost, hope remains. Post-Season 2
Word count: 451
When she was still a little girl, Therus used to take her to the beach after the sun had set, letting her play in the water for a bit. Her father didn’t like it, and so didn’t her mother Pasiphae, but he did it nonetheless.
Ariadne loved these moments, forgetting for a while that she was a princess and had to behave as one, enjoying this private time with her brother.
Yet, it was always during the night, away from the prying eyes of commoners and the lesser folk. Staring out at the sea from her chambers, Ariadne wished she could freely walk along the sand during the day, without the necessary guards and people bowing to her at every turn.
Now, sitting at the empty beach and letting the water wash her feet, Ariadne thought that she would gladly take these words back.
There was no one else there, no guards to watch her every step and no commoners to gush at her, and now she wished that there were.
Everything was so quiet here. The only sounds she could hear were the waves lapping at the shore and the breeze flapping her already tattered dress. She knew that if she ventured more deep into the land she could hear some birds singing, but she couldn’t. She couldn’t leave the shore for more time than necessary, because… because…
Because he would be back for her. That's what he had said, and she had to believe him because otherwise she would go mad.
It didn't matter that at the moment there was no one else in the world she hated more, not even Pasiphae, because in the end it wouldn't matter. He would come back for her, and eventually she would forgive him, because their bond was unbreakable. They were husband and wife, and that was more important than some magic tricks.
She had to believe that. He loved her. He was just utterly stupid and naïve, thinking that leaving her on some desert island for protection was a good idea. And just before they reached Colchis…
He’s been unfaithful to you.
Pasiphae was a liar and her words were not to be believed. She was trying to tear them apart and destroy them, pitting them against each other. And yet…
They have a bond.
But he had a bond with Ariadne too. That was what she had to focus on, because the alternative was to fall to despair.
Who is to protect you from yourself?
She cursed Pasiphae for putting them all in that position, she cursed Medea for meddling in their lives, and, most of all, she cursed Jason for putting doubt in her heart.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Atlantis (UK TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ariadne/Jason (Atlantis UK TV)
Characters: Ariadne (Atlantis UK TV), Pythagoras (Atlantis UK TV), Hercules (Atlantis UK TV), Jason (Atlantis UK TV)
Additional Tags: Introspection, Friendship
Summary:
For as long as she could remember, Ariadne had been told she was special.
My first Ariadne pov fic! Although that’s probably not something to be proud of considering how long I’ve been writing Atlantis fic. This is just a little ficlet with Ariadne reflecting back on her life and her relationship with the boys. Written for the ‘bodyguards’ prompt on my hurt/comfort bingo card.
Normal hurt/comfort ‘maim and kill’ service will resume shortly... *evil grin*
