#bbjack m!a

[vxlkyrieonline]

@notyourdad76

The fridge was full this morning.

That wasn’t you by any chance, was it?

[vxlkyrieonline]

I wake up and you have already trashed a motorcycle, injured yourself, and given Gabriel the beginnings of a cluster migraine?

Jack, for heaven’s sake.

[vxlkyrieonline]

Brings her a mug of tea. "You must be very stressed. Can I assist you in any way?" -amgleko

The expression on Angela’s face when she looks up and sees Zenyatta floating there, tea in hand, can only be described as overwhelming relief.

She takes the mug, sets it on the table, and then takes both his hands in hers and with an intensity borne of desperation, tells him - “You are a bastion of normalcy in this dumpster fire of a situation, and I absolutely cannot thank you enough.”“Would it be possible for you to finish organizing these drawers - here is the plan - while I fetch my suit and staff? I suspect we will need them, sooner or later, and getting into the suit is an ordeal all its own. Also, please keep an eye on the comms; if Jack gets himself into anything ridiculous, I may need your Harmony orbs.”

[vxlkyrieonline]

@whenitsdone

[Text to: Torbjorn Lindholm] I am sure you read the briefing from yesterday.

[Text to: Torbjorn Lindholm] Jack has summarily taken it upon himself to dump his older self’s golf clubs into the ocean. This would normally not be an issue, but they were rather a prized possession, and I imagine he will be very upset when he comes back to himself.

[Text to: Torbjorn Lindholm] Do you have any piloted drones or something similar that would be able to scan for and retrieve them?

[Text to: Torbjorn Lindholm] ...And perhaps something to mitigate seawater damage?