Jul 9
#1) "Trust me. I'm an excellent chef. You're gonna be delicious.I'll make all your dreams come true!
#2) "You have no choice you Longpig tease. I'm gonna BBQ you whether you like it or not."
#3) "You look absolutely delectable rotating on that spit over those hot coals with an apple in your mouth. Can't wait to sink my teeth into that meat."
I would totally let Armie cook me and eat me. Anytime. Seeing that face every time the spit rotated around would be worth it. I would also hope there would be some intimate moments during the fattening phase.