#footballz happy birthday to Don Shula! You were a fine football player and then you were one of the greatest coaches of all time and then you opened a chain of steakhouses that I ate at one of one time in the Mid-Atlantic region! I'm pretty sure it was in Bethesda, Maryland! After or during an independent comics convention! Memory is a tricky thing! I'm pretty sure I had a burger that was slathered in a bunch of BBQ sauce! It was for sure a time in my life where that sounded like the best thing as opposed to now when I would probably say that sounds terrible! Not because it would taste terrible (BBQ sauce is still amazing) but because it would throw my aging body into total chaos! Life! You cruel beast! You take away my memory of where and when I ate at a Don Shula's Steakhouse and my ability to eat food there! Is this what that Proust book is like? I only read the first couple of pages! Anyway I hope life has not robbed you of too much Don Shula, because it's your birthday! #footballzeroftheday #footballzbirthdays #donshula #clevelandbrowns #baltimorecolts #washingtondcfootballteam #rings #okplayer #amazingcoach #steakhouses #bbqsauceisstillgood #memory #theravagesoftime #proust