my senior year of high school i found out everyone was talking about how i was making an obscene gesture at women in the mall and it proved i was a thirsty lesbian
this is how i found out my habit of swiping at the corners of my mouth with my first two fingers while eating was considered an obscene gesture and what it meant
it was actually a sensory thing - I really dislike the feeling of grease/crumbs/whatever on my lips, particularly on the corners
ever since then i am careful to actually use a napkin when i do this, and also not to use those two fingers while doing it











