#bcldly

[ofmonstrosity-blog]

[ 1 ] new snapchat to : my princess

john: i miss you

[purests-archive]

that was a hella long reply,  but i'm proud bc  finally did it.

[faultyteens]

get outta here crackhead

[faultyteens]

u know ily both don't play games 

[arcanedivision]

*cries deeply bc i miss our ships and shit on blondies*

[ofmonstrosity-blog]

❝ daddy missed his baby so fucking much. ❞ he'll slide himself into the bed next to the younger boy, so that he's sharing a pillow with him, and he'll wrap an arm around princess' lithe body, pulling him close.

[ofmonstrosity-blog]

J O H L I N :)

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on

colin is the king of shimmy

wakes the other up demanding pancakes

john ftw

sends the other unsolicited nudes

JOHN

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt

COLIN LOL

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops

john bc you know how he is about sweets

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit

john lol

killed the guy (also, which hid the body)

we both know this: john killed the guy, col helped him hide the body

wears the least clothing around the house

colin would probs walk around in just panties or somethin bc he’s a teasing lil bastard <3

has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason

john if you can believe it lmao

[ofmonstrosity-blog]

do all the ships: johlin, lilas, rassan, linkel (laurel & link)

johlin

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

JOHN colin is too smart and too good of a cook to do that shIT

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

they wouldn’t have a cat bc col is allergic lmao

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

john bc he’s always posting embarrassing shit of colin to social media we both know this it’s a fact of life

who breaks the most phones

john bc he’s clumsy af

who dies first

colin :(

which one i could see as being lactose intolerant

colin would def join the lactose intolerance club w/me

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

john bc of his huge ass, sam pepper-sized ego

who is more likely to get kicked out of bed

we both know that john would RARELY be the one kicking colin out of bed so it’s pretty obvious who the answer is

who uses the computer the most

idk i’m leaning more towards princess

lilas

silas probs when he was high

they prob share the responsibility since they complain if one person has to do it lol

poop

silas when he’s angry tbh

lindsey :/

silas bc colin would be and maybe it runs in the family or somethin

lindsey’s that one white girl who thinks she’s good at singing but rly can’t :)

silas would never kick lindsey out of bed lmao

silas prolly playing world of warcraft tho

rassan

has-sin

it would be rose’s cat, meredith, so it would be her responsibility smh

hassan would post more vines, but rose would post more insta vids

hassan would (by sitting on them)

rose lol

rose bc she’s already vegan so it wouldn’t really matter 

rose thinks she’s good at comebacks but she ain’t

hassan bc rose is a bitch to him

they’re both nerds they’d both do it

linkel

LAUREL WHEN SHE TRIED MAKIN SMORES THAT ONE TIME LMAOOOO

link would forget, and then would promptly make a pussy joke

link all the way

laurel bc she IS ares’ daughter

idk actually bc laurel is a demigoddess but link is part demon??

link would bc he doesn’t eat so it wouldn’t really affect him

i feel like laurel thinks she’s good at controlling her anger lmao

link bc see above

link prolly playin against silas on world of warcraft but then laurel sits in his lap and pleads ‘touch me, daddy, please :(’ and he leaves silas SO quickly to which he gets angry bc LINK IS THE ONLY RANGER ON THE TEAM!!! and when silas finds out WHY link left he would p i s s e d