Send me a ❥ and I will say something positive about someone random.
Okay, so... Let me tell you guys about Casey. ( Anyone who has followed me for more than a few months is groaning right now, because everyone thinks I have some lesbian crush on her... which, okay... if I ever happened to swing the other way, there is no better choice. ) I don’t even know how to tag this, like... @daughterofforgottenkings, @krivicudo, @diebythecreed ??? I don’t know at this point. She is lucky that I am not revealing the url of her old Daenerys account, though. Heh. I just LOVE Casey ? A lot ??? I am saying nothing new here. So I’m just going to copy and paste what I’ve been saying about her all along because I’m lazy af.
She is my daughter ( it’s complicated ) queen and trashiest friend all rolled into one. You bond with people for life when you see penises you never wanted to see, you know? I’ve been writing with her for SEVEN years ( we met in July 2010, I checked ) and the longest we have ever gone without speaking was two weeks. Yeah, I checked our Skype histyory. I can’t seem to shake her off because she’s obsessed with me. She’s a BRILLIANT writer ( I used to be awe of her on her old blog before I came to know her as the potato that she is ) and a wonderful friend,seriously. If I wanted to list all the memories we had together, I would need to write a whole novel. We’ve seen horrors of penises covered with tiny hats, hours spent with Nic Cage’s face and Hershey candy bar costumes, graduated high school and university ‘together,’ and braved our way through many shitty elves. I’m now going to go through many of our old memories, grab a glass of wine and become emotional. All aboard THE (G)RAPE VAN. —— OUR SONG.
