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If you're in the mood for depressing story, how about the BDA filling Carlos's death report
Threw in a bonus:
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Badun Detective Agency: Death Report.
Name of Detective: Harold 'Harry' Badun.
Age of Detective: 18 years old.
Date of Report: August 13th, Year 23.
Name of the deceased: Carlos Oscar de Vil.
Age of the deceased: 17 years old.
File number: 0499.
Report: The Deceased (17, Male. Child of Estella ‘Cruella’ de Vil and Jean-Pierre Le Pelt) has been 100% confirmed to have died from injuries obtained in an accidental explosion.
The Deceased was last seen tinkering with one of his inventions nearby his chemistry set by his older cousin, Diego de Vil, age 21 half an hour before the explosion occurred at 12:22 PM (or 14:22 Military Time).
The Deceased was quickly rushed to Charmington General Hospital and treated by Dr. Dottie McStuffins but passed away because his injuries were too severe and he’d lost too much blood.
His time of death was recorded at 1:01 PM (or 13:01 Military Time) on August 13th, Year 23.
His next of kin, crew, and partner were all informed as soon as the agency was and his funeral is scheduled for August 27, Year 23.
For further information, reach out to Dr. Dottie McStuffins and the Badun Detective Agency.
Harry signing out.
Note: In honor of Carlos de Vil’s memory, a section featuring him has been added to the Badun Detective Agency Museum by those behind the program at the agency’s request. A plaque honoring Carlos de Vil has been added to ‘ISLE OF THE LOST, CARLOS’ HOUSE: A SAFE PLACE FOR LOST BOYS AND LOST GIRLS. DEPARTMENT OF DISORDER.’ Several extensions funded by Benjamin 'Ben' Florian Léandre, Malanie 'Mal' Bertha Fae-Athanasiou-Léandre, and Evie’s 4 Hearts have been approved and construction should start sometime next year. Plans for an advanced Tech School and Veterinarian's Office with his name attached have also been constructed. A section featuring Carlos de Vil has been added to the Badun Detective Agency Museum. A new song by the Bad Apples has also been made by his cousin, Diego Ethan Ramirez-de Vil, in his honor. Listen Here.
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Badun Detective Agency: Getting To Know The Dead.
Name Of The Dead: Carlos Oscar de Vil.
Age Of The Dead: 17 years old.
Father: Jean-Pierre Le Pelt
Mother: Estella ‘Cruella’ de Vil.
Sibling(s):
Carlisle de Vil (Older Brother),
Carlotta de Vil the 1st (Older Sister),
Conway de Vil (Older Brother),
Codias de Vil (Older Brother),
And Carlotta de Vil the 2nd (Younger Sister).
Favorite Food: Chocolate, Chocolate Yogurt Pups, Chip’s Grilled Cheese, Pizza, and Dwarf Gems.
Favorite Color: Black, White, and Red.
Favorite Toy/Object: His copy of the video game ‘Hero Rising’, his laptop, his headphones, and his tool belt.
Dream Job/Job Had: Founder of CARLOS’ HOUSE: A SAFE PLACE FOR LOST BOYS AND LOST GIRLS, creator of Canine Appreciation Day, app designer, dog walker, and veterinarian.
Hobbies: Fencing, Tourney, fog Walking, playing Frisbee, gaming, playing with dude and Beelzebub, inventing/tinkering, listening to music, going to Gadgets and Gizmos club, programming, dressing to impress, etc.
Pet(s): A dog named ‘Dude’ and a cat named ‘Beezlebub’.
Cause Of Death: Accidental explosion.
Signature Of Person Who Filled Out The Report:
Detective Jason ‘Jace’ Badun.
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This isn't canon to the rest of the series.
Detectives in the Roaring Twenties (Part 1);
Au of my Disney Descendants Badun Detective Agency Au.
This based loosely on @panthera-tigris-venenata 1920s au.
The characters are aged up here like in that au but there are many differences between her au and mine, but hers is still very good so go check it out. Trigger Warnings: Child abuse, PTSD, Child Death, Child Murder, Gang/Mob Activity, violence, illness, murder, child endangerment, etc.
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Yzla Sorcerer of Enchania:
Her mother’s side of the family sells stuff (don’t ask or they might have to kill you) and her father is a reformed criminal (not that anyone knows that) who comes from an influential family of inventors and scientists (to which he is as well).
Yes, her mother runs a gang.
She’s the second youngest of her family—beat out by only Zevon.
She has two older cousins on her mom’s side named ‘Zim’ and ‘Zam’ who are her mom’s right hands after her former one (Kronk) left for greener pastures.
She also has one other cousin from her dad’s side named ‘Calista’ who lends her the chemicals required for her experiments and forgeries.
Yzla also used to have an older brother named, Lil Yaz, but he died from the Spanish Flu not long after sending her Harriet Hook’s way (she was a friend of his that he met abroad) so that she could find her own path.
She grew up in the city of Kuzcovia (where her mother grew up) before her family was forced to move after the “mysterious” death of her grandma, Azma. Which caused them to have to move to her father’s hometown of Enchancia.
She was seven at the time and resided there until she moved shortly before her brother’s death when she was 18. After she arrived, Harriet pointed her to the Badun Detective Agency (which, at the time, only consisted of the Badun cousins) who were struggling to get a permit and certificate so that they could get it going.
She may or may not have forged said documents for them after applying for a position in their company.
She is the codebreaker of the agency and is handy with a knife.
She has a pet cat named ‘Stardust’ and a crow named ‘Mayhem’.
Before Yzla moved to Auradon City, she thought that she would never find a life companion because she had trouble finding a man who would love her for her and who didn’t immediately leave after discovering how bad at cooking and cleaning she was. But after moving and joining the Badun Detective Agency, she met Reza—Reza, who didn’t care that she couldn’t cook or clean. Reza, who was interested in her.
The pair have been dating ever since.
He also helps her with making her poisons without batting an eye or acting wary around her.
In her free time, she does ballet and studies astrology when she isn’t helping Reza with his experiments.
Yzla is twenty three years old currently and mentoring Chloe Charming, Red Hearts, and Edith ‘Edie’ Olympian—and how she ended up mentoring one of the richest people in town’s children, she has no clue.
But she’s not complaining because she is used to pulling dumbasses (I.e Zevon and her two older cousins) out of whatever trouble they find themselves in.
She is very good at playing innocent and because of this, no one suspects what kind of trouble she is capable of.
She does have a body count but won’t specify how high or what kind it is—and she and Reza both like changing up the answer whenever anyone asks. They find the reactions amusing.
Yzla wears mainly gold and opal jewelry as they are her favorite.
Her younger brother, Zevon, is twenty two and is somehow involved with black widow, CJ Hook, and jazz musician (and con artist and possible cult leader) Freddie Facilier. Somehow, though, he almost always ends up being the only one needing to get bailed out after one of their schemes.
Zim and Zam ALSO tend to get in trouble that they need to be bailed out of while their friends (Hunter and Ivy de Vil as well as James Brown Jr, Gordon Dwarf-Fae, and Eliza Fae) almost always end up escaping from said trouble. Much to her exasperation.
She just wants some peace but knows she's not going to get it so she just rolls with it.
She has a B.D.A Magnifying Glass tattoo on her left wrist that she got after she joined the B.D.A
Oh and she has jagged, thin scars on her hands from when a bowl shattered in her hands when she was trying to brew moonshine in her mom's lab (her cousins lied about what was in it thinking she wouldn't actually try and brew it) back when she was seventeen.
She has many skills including but not limited to Codebreaking, Potion Brewing, Safe Breaking, Forgery, Stealth, Weapon hiding, knife throwing, and tracking people down.
She has been known as The Good Cop, Detective Yzla, and the Code Breaker, and she knows many languages. Peruvian Spanish, Greek, Romani, Scottish Gaelic, English, Ciazarn, Arabic, and Latin to be exact.
Hermione 'Hermie' Bing:
Her father was the Ringmaster known as Maximillian Bing and owner of the most famous circus in the world, and her mother was one of his performers—one who played the part of the human mermaid before giving birth to her and passing away (who was known as Miss Atlantis).
For the first seven years of her life, Hermie traveled the world and performed in her father's circus until it went bankrupt—causing him to kill himself and leaving her an orphan.
After this, she was taken in by one of her father's old coworkers and became a child actor until she eventually got black listed from Hollywood when she was 18.
She was blacklisted because she punched several big names in Hollywood for getting handsy with her.
After that, she got back in touch with an old friend of hers—Jace, who's mother was the strong woman in her father's circus—and became a secretary (and honorary detective) for his totally legit and legal Detective Agency.
She is in a relationship with the informant/spy of the agency—Eddie Balthazar—and she is bestfriends with Yzla Sorcerer.
Who may or not be committing art forgery constantly (which Hermie may or may not be a participant in. Not that she'll ever admit to it).
Oh and she and Eddie are now engaged.
Hermie also has a horde of mice and rats named 'Peanut, Caramel, Cotton Candy, Funnel Cake, Corndog, Twizzler, and Popcorn' and even more mental health issues, though the latter of which could be said about the other agency members as well.
Hermie is also the reluctant guardian of Sabina and Lazarus Stromboli after their dad (who had been a part of her father's circus) wrote her asking for a favor after he got into some legal trouble. Which somehow led to her reluctantly mentoring Lazarus when he showed interest in being a detective.
And then she ended up finding a feral child in a traveling circus's cage with hyenas who went by Zuri Crocuta, who ended up becoming another protégé of hers.
Then she somehow ended up mentoring a kid from the other side of the tracks named Danny Darling—and she still hasn't figured out how.
Hermie and the other agents live in the multi-roomed flat above the Badun Detective Agency office.
She uses the many, many abilities she learned in the circus to her advance and has become a bit of a master of disguise—which has become one of her roles in the agency when she's on the field and not doing secretary work.
She's good at hiding weapons in ridiculous places, Juggling, acrobatics, Contortion, Tumbling, Stilts, Flying trapeze, Poi, Knife throwing, Aerial hoop, Cloud swing, Hoop Diving, Trick riding, Static trapeze, Sword swallowing, Slacklining, Aerial silk, Acrobalance, filing, acting, accent mimicry, animal charming, and disguising herself among other things.
Hermie wears very colorful clothing and has a very loud personality—causing many to find her a bit odd. Which she uses to her advance since it usually causes people to underestimate her.
Her favorite food is State Fair Cream Puffs and her favorite drink is a sidecar.
She loves murder mystery dinner parties.
Her favorite dance is The Charleston.
Her favorite song is 'Let’s Misbehave' by Irving Aaronson and His Commanders. Though a close favorite is the 'Thunder and Blazes' by Louis-Philippe Laurendeau.
She has exactly one photo of her parents that is not a poster that she takes with her everywhere she goes.
She can also only cook upside down pineapple cake without giving those who eat it food poisoning.
She also only eats circus-y food, which adds to her eccentric aesthetic that everyone but her seems to notice.
She is 20 years old and has been the guardian of the Stromboli Siblings for two years.
Oh and she a clown nose birthmark on the back of the left shoulder and a B.D.A magnifying glass tattoo on her left wrist.
Hermie also has a party hat shaped scar on her right palm that she got after landing on an oddly shaped rock after a bad back flip.
She uses the phrase 'the bees knees' a lot.
Due to growing in the circus and growing up an actress, she knows several languages—including but not limited to Ciazarn, Pig Latin, Scottish Gaelic, Romani, and English.
She once got injured by slipping on a banana peel off the docks. Eddie fished her out.
She has been known as The Girl With A Thousand Faces, The Ringmaster, The Secretary, The File Keeper, Detective Hermie, The Clown, The Human Mermaid, and The Master Of Disguise.
Edmund 'Eddie' Balthazar:
His father an elderly butler for a rich, widowed aristocrat until he was fired over inheritance issues (she left everything to her cats and little to him) and his mom was an elderly, disowned hermit who was a stay at home mom in her older years and an opera singer in her youth.
He grew up in poverty because of this, which only worsened when his father broke his hip when Eddie was nine— causing Eddie to have to get a job in a factory to support his family (since his mom's memory was starting to go).
When he was 17, his dad died leaving Eddie to care for his mother who no longer remembered who he was. His mom died two years later which caused his drinking and smoking to spiral out of control.
After that, he joined the Badun Detective Agency when his old friend, Harry Badun, reached out to him. He met Hermie Bing not long after and the two of them started dating.
They are now engaged.
He works for the agency as the informant, rat, and spy, and often comes off as apathetic and narcoleptic.
He lives in the multi-roomed flat above the Badun Detective Agency office along with Hermie and the other agents.
He also has several pet cats named 'Flea, Blech, Snot, Fur Ball, TapeWorm, and Mange' who also live there.
And he is now mentoring Miriam Monroe, Panos Imp, and Everlee D'Aquire—and he has absolutely no clue how he got to this point but he also isn't complaining about it….. too much, anyway…
He is 21 years old.
He smokes cigars mostly and drinks whatever alcohol he can get his hands on since it’s prohibition—and he is not subtle about it at all. He has drunk a bottle of whiskey in front of a whole squad of police officers before while looking one of them straight in the eye (he didn’t like that one because of how disrespectful the man was towards both Hermie and the kids the agency mentors due to things they cannot control).
He, unsurprisingly, was arrested. This did not stop him from doing it again. And again. And again.
Eddie has also fallen asleep while in the middle of a conversation with the officers before (he respects very, very, very few of them). More than once, actually.
He has had several jobs before and because of this he has a lot of skills—including the knowledge of how to unclog various machines with his bare hands, how to fix up a car, what will cause a machine to explode, how to cut hair, how to cook, and various other things.
His favorite meal to make is shrimp cocktails, Salmon Mousse Cups, and Oysters Rockefeller but he doesn’t get to make it often.
His favorite song that he knows by heart is ‘Let’s Misbehave’ by Irving Aaronson and his Commanders. He sings it to Hermie often ‘cause it’s her favorite song too.
His favorite game is ping pong since they have a ping pong table in the office but he also enjoys a good game of Coppit.
He has a posh accent and can talk all prim and proper before dropping a swear out of nowhere—shocking people. He takes great pleasure in it. Especially when it makes Hermie or the kids laugh.
He is a big fan of jazz.
He uses the saying ‘the cat’s meow’ a LOT. It earns him a lot of eyerolls.
He knows everything about everyone. But people don’t tend to know this and tend to think that he learned it from Harry (who people call a stalker) but that’s not the case.
Eddie has often been known to describe Hermie as ‘a real doll’, ‘slick’, and ‘the cat’s meow’.
Oh and he hates Everlee’s dad and does everything in his power to keep the kids (and his friends) away from him. Everlee often runs to him when she needs to get away from her pa (who is a right bastard in Eddie’s opinion). Eddie wishes he could punch him and would if he didn’t know that it would cause him to be unable to help Everlee if he did.
Also Hermie is the one who proposed to him—which is unheard of by everyone outside of the agency—and he obviously said yes because he likes how she keeps him on his toes.
He isn’t close to his mom’s family save for her great nephew (James Brown Jr, who goes by JJ) and her great niece (Lulu). He is unamused by JJ’s romantic involvement with Hunter de Vil (come on, he comes from a crime family!) and Eliza Fae (who’s aunt works for the damn mayor!).
He and Yzla often complain to one another about the trouble their cousins wind up in together, and about how they always have to bail them out. It’s therapeutic (until Jace points out how often he has to bail the two of them and the others out and shuts them up).
Eddie also loves smoking and drinking on the rooftops with various strangers and his friends as they all stare at the stars.
He is a blast to be around and doesn’t give a damn about what others think of him—and he is a very patient man. Until you hurt Hermie or anyone else he gives a shit about. Then it’s a full on fist fight where playing fair isn’t a thing.
He's also a bit of a handyman.
He fights with regular household items and gardening tools.
Eddie has a B.D.A Magnifying glass tattoo on his right wrist.
He also has a faint cat scratch scar on his nose, a dog bite scar on his neck, and several long, thin scars on his arms and legs from the various jobs he's had.
He knows nine languages—mainly bits and pieces—from all the jobs he's worked. The languages are Peruvian Spanish, Greek, Romani, Scottish Gaelic, English, Ciazarn, Arabic, French, and Latin.
He's been known as The Rat, The Informant, The Spy, The Double Agent, and Detective Eddie.
He has many skills including but not limited to Stealth, Bugging, Breaking and entering, blending in, climbing, lock picking, good at reading people, lip reading, sneaking, escaping, dodging, quick reflexes, good situational awareness, and being a good liar.
He also loves listening to music on Harry’s radio but prefers his Gramophone.
Oh and he has nephrectomy scar after organ harvesters stole his kidney after he passed out drunk.
Also Eddie is the one who found their mascot, Mystery, after hearing a rustling from a trashcan and fishing him out. The agency have had him ever since.
Reza Vizer of Agrabah:
He is the biological son of a prostitute known as 'Maji' and a mob boss (and astronomer) named 'Tareq Vizer' from Agrabah City.
His mom died in childbirth and his bio dad treated him poorly for the first eight years of his life before he was murdered by a pair of mob bosses a(named Mozenrath and Sadira) as a result, who then adopted Reza.
After that, they took over Tareq's gang and merged it with their own—of which Reza is to inherit if he wishes.
He has two younger siblings named Omar (who is five years younger than him) and Alya (who is seven years younger than him) who he is very protective of. Even though he no longer lives in the same city as them.
Due to growing up in the mob, Reza has developed a certain set of very specific skills that have made him good at finding people. He also has become good at hiding body and evidence, finding evidence, and firing various guns—including the tommy gun.
He lived in Agrabah City for the first fifteen years of his life before he decided to experience the world by becoming a traveling salesman in the states—eventually winding up in Auradon City were he met the Badun Detective Agency after he was ‘arrested’ by them for ‘harassing’ several Auradon City residents while he was trying to get them to buy the vacuum cleaner he was selling.
He then pointed out that their certificate and all of their legal documents that they had hanging up on the wall were forged. Which somehow ended up with him having a job there.
Now, at twenty one years old, he works there as a detective and their resident forensics expert.
Oh and he’s dating their resident code breaker, Yzla, who he often brews poison with. In return she helps him with his experiments.
He gets along well with her entire family and the kids she is mentoring as well as the ones he is mentoring.
Oh and Reza loves taking the mickey out of Jay and Jade, who are the children of rival gangs back in Agrabah who are scouting out Auradon City.
He also may or may not have been involved with one of them at one point but he will not confirm or deny those rumors.
He also has a sort of rivalry with Carlos de Vil, who is a rival scientist and inventor (who is of course, a possible heir to the de Vil fortune and gang). Which despite what people may think, is NOT entirely one-sided.
He lives in the multi-roomed flat above the Badun Detective Agency office along with the other agents.
He is also an astronomer and a bit of a mad scientist.
He knows eleven languages—Arabic, English, Latin, Colombian Spanish, Peruvian Spanish, Greek, Chinese, Ciazarn, Romani, Scottish Gaelic, and French.
Reza has been known as The Bad Cop, The Astronomer, Detective Reza, and The Forensics Expert.
He’s good at observation, deduction, evidence analysis, breaking and entering, and brewing poison and healing remedies.
He has a random patchwork of knowledge that often surprises people.
He has a scar in the shape of the big dipper on his right knee that he got from a constellation model he made out of needles and tripped on. He also has welt scars on his back and star birthmark on his left hip.
Oh and he has the B.D.A magnifying glass tattoo on his right wrist.
Reza (along with the rest of Badun Detective Agency) figured out a long time ago that Julieanna Fox’s Parents (Gideon and Honest John) are gay but has chosen not to say anything because he thought everyone else already knew and doesn’t really know (or care) about the law.
His favorite song is 'If You Knew Susie (Like I Know Susie)' by Eddie Cantor.
His favorite food is Parsnip & Celery Root Bisque.
His favorite drink is tea but his favorite drink is the Corpse Reviver.
His favorite dance (even though he claims not to know any) is The Shimmy.
His favorite saying is ‘Know Your Onions’ followed closely by ‘glad rags’.
He also acts in shows at the Olympian family's theater and reads lots of poetry when he has free time and doesn't feel like experimenting or making poison.
Reza is also the mentor of a mobster’s son—a boy named ‘Paro Imp’—and a mad inventor’s son—a boy named ‘Maddox Hatter’.
He occasionally works with Maddox’s father when the opportunity arises.
He takes this responsibility very seriously and is hellbent on not messing it up or endangering the kids more than necessary.
And he plans to propose to Yzla as soon as he finds the perfect ring.
He’s also an excellent lock pick and prefers typing on a typewriter over writing with a pen and paper when he has the option.
Oh and he enjoys a good train ride and a good murder mystery dinner party.
He owns various guns, throwing stars, and swords and keeps in close contact with his family because he’s very close to them.
He rides a bike around to get where he needs to because he doesn’t like driving.
Reza also gives anyone who tries to stop Yzla and the rest of the girls from voting (since it is a relatively new thing)—despite the fact he is bad at fighting.
He also takes his proteges to the picture shows weekly as a bonding exercise.
Harold 'Harry' Badun:
His father—Harry Badun—is the henchman for Crime Boss, Cruella de Vil (who inherited her position from her deceased mother. Who she may or may not have murdered), and His, Helga Sinclair, mother was a tomb raider and cat burger.
He has had many stepmothers, step aunts, cousins, and paternal siblings who have died or gone missing under mysterious circumstances when they were children. Because of this, he hates Cruella de Vil with a passion and has been attempting to kill her since he was seven when his twin sister was murdered.
Out of the ten siblings he had, only three are alive—and they are the three he didn't even know existed. These three siblings are Hunter de Vil, Holiday 'Holly' Sinclair, and Helena Sinclair (Hunter is 34, Holly is 25, and Helena is 22)—who are all his maternal half siblings.
He is twenty three.
His uncle is also a henchman for Cruella and because of this, Harry and his cousin don't talk to him or Harry’s dad. They are still cool with the de Vil siblings, however.
Even the attempts on Cruella's life haven't stopped even though Harry is now twenty three and the founder of a totally 'legit' Detective Agency along with his cousin.
He is not interested in romantic or sexual relationships in the slightest and doesn't understand why people call him a ladies man.
He also knew from the moment he met Julieanna's parents that they were gay and almost gave her a heart attack when he asked how her dads were doing when she visited once.
Harry and Jace founded the Badun Detective Agency when they were 18.
He is known as the leader of the group and has been known to take his job a bit too seriously—even to the point of risking his own health and safety.
He once got in a fight to the death with Harry Hook over them sharing a name that Jace and both of their sisters had to break up. It probably helped that Cj, Harriet, and Holly are all black widows.
Harry often turns a blind eye to whatever illegal activity his mother and three remaining siblings are involved in—not wanting to get involved if he can avoid it.
He has been described as a jack of all trades due to his many skills as well as a stalker because of how intense he can be about his job.
He can often be found where the action is—drinking in front of officers and smoking pipes.
And he is also handy with a gun and has several conspiracy boards hung up all over his room.
Harry also owns SEVERAL handmade shanks—a skill he learned from the various nights in the slammer he's spent.
He once sprained his ankle jumping out of the second story window of their base hoping they'd be able to solve a case quicker—they did not.
He designed the B.D.A tattoo which he has tattooed on his right wrist.
He also has several bear traps scars on his legs that he got from living with Cruella.
Harry has various skills including but not limited to thievery, observation, deduction, stealth, improvised weapons, escape artist, tracking, impeccable aim, climbing, and researching.
He is also emotionally and perhaps mentally unstable and a flight risk who has a habit of running off on his own.
He is good at making improvised weapons and finding escape routes and is skilled at hand to hand combat and impeccable aim.
Harry also has anger issues, trust issues, and issues with respecting authority figures—which gets him in trouble quite often, especially with officers of the law.
He knows the following languages—French, English, Ciazarn, Arabic, Greek, Romani, Scottish Gaelic, and Peruvian Spanish.
Oh and he has definitely broken several laws, despite Jace telling him that he's setting a bad example for his protégés.
The protégés in question are Lada Hag and Khalil Hunterson.
He found Khalil caught in one of his own traps in the woods and he found Lada when she was attempting to poison Cruella. Lada is undoubtedly his favorite of HIS protégés (his favorite overall is Edith though) even though he won't admit it.
He has a strained relationship with his mother though he does still love her.
He also doesn't have a spleen because it was stolen by organ traffickers he was investigating. Jace was not happy to find that out. He has a splenectomy scar from it.
His favorite living sibling over all is Hunter.
His favorite of his siblings would be Mable, however.
Harry loves starting shit with the mayor and the local police force—even though it drinks Jace nuts.
He walks very quietly, which often startles people. He finds both of these situations very funny.
His favorite song is 'Back in Your Own Backyard' by Ruth Etting.
His favorite drink is a Warm Spiced Cider Punch followed by a corpse reviver.
His favorite meal is a Blackened Pork Caesar with a side of Cheesy Cream of Asparagus Soup and Honey Whole Wheat Rolls.
His favorite book is 'The Mysterious Affair at Styles' by Agatha Christie, who is his favorite author.
His favorite dance is 'The Texas Tommy' followed by 'The FoxTrot'.
He is the most lenient of the mentors and tries to bond with all of the protégés when he has time. Even when his fellow agents wish he wouldn't.
He owns a radio and listens to it as he works often—finding it relaxing.
He can also be a bit too blunt at times.
Oh and his favorite movie is 'Nosferatu'. He's taken each of the protégés to it at least once.
Also he decides that whatever the Badun Detective Agency's mascot, Mystery, has going on is not his business because he does not want to unpack just how odd that turtle is (and he may or may not be afraid that it can and will murder him in his sleep).
Hunter has kept track of all the various ways Harry (and Jace) have tried to kill Cruella. Both together and separately. Harry has tried to kill her by himself a total of ninety-five whopping times. And with Jace, he has tried to kill her thirteen times. With Helena and Holly and his mother he has tried to kill her four different times with each of them. And with Khalil and Lada, he has taken each of them to try and kill her once but stopped when his friends all tore him a new one for doing so.
Harry is still, to this day, frustrated when his various attempts on Cruella's life.
Oh and his favorite living sister is Helena because they both love guns.
He has a kill count. He will not confirm or deny a number though, because he likes watching the way the ambiguity makes people squirm. Even if Jace wishes he wouldn’t tell people about his kill count at all.
Harry has also definitely walked in on his mother during her various robberies as well as on Holiday killing her husbands. And on Helena selling weapons to shady people. And on Hunter making said weapons. But he does not get paid enough (or care enough) to arrest them.
Also he has accidentally (and literally) shot himself in the foot before. For some reason, people he brings this up to as an icebreaker do not find it nearly as amusing as he does.
Oh and he is inadvertently responsible for Elle's relationship with Jace because Edith (fed up by her aunt's attempts to set her up with someone) sent her after HIM and he sent her after Jace. And Aphrodite then set the two of them up.
Now she's trying to set Edith and Harry up with people again. Much to their dismay.
Also Harry can't look in the mirror anymore because he can't stand the fact that he's now older than his twin and it pains him.
Also he fought in the war.
Jason 'Jace' Badun:
His mom was a strong woman in the Bing circus known as Katrina Stronghold and his father was a man known as Jace Badun—who like his brother, is a henchman for the de Vils.
He is the muscle and the co-founder of the Badun Detective Agency alongside his cousin, Harry.
He doesn't talk to his father or uncle due to the lack of action on their parts to stop the murders/disappearances of his mother and aunt figures as well as his cousins and siblings.
He is twenty three.
He is dating Elle, who Aphrodite set him up with.
Jace is basically the mom/dad friend who keeps everyone else alive. Being very exasperated as he does so.
But hey, can you blame him? He has seventeen protégés (nineteen if you count Sabina and Samantha), a sweet girlfriend who people like using for money, and five VERY chaotic coworkers. Two of which didn’t think to tell him that they had an organ stolen from them (Eddie and Harry).
…Needless to say, Jace is very stressed all the time when it comes to his friends.
He is a very patient man but he takes shit from no one and will beat the shit out of anyone who hurts his friends.
He drinks and smokes and has a very high pain and alcohol tolerance.
He is also very good at playing (read: cheating) at poker.
He has a nice yellow convertible.
His favorite color is brown and he is dating a rich socialite named Elle, who is the one who paid for the building that the Badun Detective Agency’s base is located in—after not liking the one he and Harry were originally gonna buy due to the building not being up to code.
He occasionally wears warpaint because he likes how it looks.
He fought in the war and is very pro-union and has taken part in several strikes.
He is good at wielding guns, shovels, shanks, and baseball bats.
He smells of a mix of rubbing alcohol, pinewood, old blood, mud, gruel, and cigarettes.
Jace enjoys helping Elle take care of her pets and loves giving her nice things even though he can’t always afford it.
He is mentoring Hadie Olympian (a big mob boss’s son), Glauco White (a rich socialite’s son), and Avalon Knightley (a corrupt cop’s daughter)—which is not at all an easy task.
He has tried to kill Cruella with Harry thirteen times and has tried to kill her by himself on six occasions. All of them obviously failed.
Jace speaks eight different languages. One of which he learned for Elle—that language is Greek.
He also has a B.D.A magnifying glass tattoo on his right wrist and his knuckles are heavily scarred from all the fights he has gotten into.
He has Impeccable aim, a great sense of empathy, and is good at weight-lifting, breaking and entering, evidence hiding, climbing, weapon improvising, profiling, and various forms of combat.
He has Shellshock from his bad childhood and the war but is still the most emotionally stable out of the group as well as the most responsible and reasonable.
Harry was in the same battalion as him.
He is stronger than average, which he likely inherited from his mother and is a people person and very helpful but is fine with being second in command compared to Harry.
He is good at covering the agency’s tracks and usually keeps track of where all his fellow agents are out of habit.
Jace also loves the agency’s mascot, Mystery, because even though he’s a weird turtle he’s good at keeping the others in line.
He has a kill count but refuses to speak of it because it depresses him.
His favorite song is ‘Among My Souvenirs’ by Connie Francis.
His favorite drink is Ginger Rail.
His favorite meal is Italian Meatballs with Derby Hot browns and icebox cake for dessert.
His favorite book is ‘Whose Body’ by Dorothy L. Sayers.
His favorite dance is ‘the shimmy’.
He loves going to the picture shows with Elle and visits her family’s theater and their various other businesses quite often out of love.
Jace has been described as a tired but caring man on more than one occasion.
Oh and he once caught Eddie making bathtub gin and gave him shit for it because it was ‘gross’ and ‘unhygienic’.
Also he plans to purpose to Elle once he saves up for the perfect ring.
Also, he makes a good body guard (and has been acting as one on the side to earn some extra money without the others' knowledge).
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