#bdrpopentexts

[and-im-dale]

Awkwaaaard | Open Texts

Dale: duuuuuude!!! Dale: i think i messed up kissing Dale: in my defense like i didn’t think the guy would say yeah! 

[oh-phineas]

Phineas Was Ejected | Open Texts

Phineas: I’m done. I quit Among Us forever

Phineas: Literally how come every time I play this game I end up in the middle of drama

[simba-bonfamille-lyons]

Standing in the Spotlight /./ [Open Texts]

Simba: Okay so, I know I said I didn’t want to do anything special tonight or...like anything at all really...but actually I really want to cook dinner because doing nothing is boring. So what do you want? 

[labellerose-acheron]

Objection, Your Honor! *** [Open Texts]

Belle: So. Clarion just tried to FIRE ME.

[wilbur-robinson]

You Won't Believe This | Open

Wilbur: oh my gooooood

Wilbur: you won't belieeeeeeve what Mei Qin did!

[kangaderosa]

Don't Have Sex! You will get pregnant and die | Open

Kanga: well i am officially the world's worst mom lol

Kanga: glad i've failed at my main purpose in life.

[un-incredibleviolet]

stupid || open

Violet: I wouldn't worry about it, its a stupid poll

[sailor--thomas]

Party at 565 on 4/24 ~~ [Open Texts]

Tom: Hey! Just wanted to let you know me and the mates are throwing a party on Friday, you should come!