#bea babbles

[yeahitcouldmeannothing]

if i see the bride and it's not good you guys will never hear from me again, they'll have send me to the circus because i'll be a fucking CLOWN!!!! do you know how long i've been saying "oh my gosh, my favourite actress and favourite actor are gonna be in a movie together and its like a frankenstein version of bonnie and clyde????" and it has a 3.1 on letterboxd??? i'm so sick of this cinephile shit. i've basically been an unpaid publicist for that fucking movie so if it's not the best thing i've ever seen i actually swear to everything holy-

[rumble-bea]

warhammer is so stupid, has me saying shit like “Sloppity Bilepiper” with a straight face

[delfeur]

Kazia, from Prince of Agony, is the most Laurent like character i have read in a while hehehe. Like Laurent if his brother were alive (I'm team "Auguste would not have prevented anything that happened to him").

In fact, I think this book could very well be a Captive Prince AU hehehe. Closest thing to the capri dynamic I have read, even tho it is not really anyting like capri.

[helleborehexgrove]

I have read the tags and am now the psychic here to ask about your blorbOCs, spill the lore please

You will receive two (2) Blorbo Facts, thanks for playing

The BlorbOC: Captain Desdemona “Dez” Tarrenpeak (art by @Zaunis on Twitter)

1) Desdemona comes from a huge family of farmers, and sought to make a name for herself beyond being the middle kid of the family — mostly with getting the storm magic. The piracy was a spur-of-the-moment thing

2) Cap’n Dez sails on the Sapphire Salacity, as infamous on the seas for the crew’s marauding as they are famous for the fact that the crew is entirely sex workers

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

[bumblebeaa]

So, my brother has told me a bunch of times that he doesn't like Harry Potter and that he’ll never like it, but this morning I heard Hedwig’s Theme coming out of his room and just caught him talking about Draco Malfoy with his friends... what a liar lmao 

[urbankarls]

Mostly because I love art history and also because I am in my 20’s, which 98% of the time gives me the feeling of being a goldfish that was flushed before it was truly dead.

a quote from my email to my professor about grad school

[yeahitcouldmeannothing]

they should make cigarettes that are healthy and don't hurt you and have protein just so you can look like you're in a cool artsy indie film, or a scorsese movie whatever floats your boat

[yeahitcouldmeannothing]

ugh i'm rewatching newsies (1992) and it just got to santa fe MY HEART