Waiter waiter! Can I get a lee!Hajime and a ler!fuyuhiko with a hint of kazuichi and gundham on the sidelines?? (Sdr2) (maybe I should've wrote the kazuichi and gundham part better I don't mean it as a ship this time)
{Requests are CLOSED!}
Bonjour, Cher Client~ Today I bring you a mighty fine feast of che Lee!Hajime, with a side dish of Platonic!KazuGun- all served with a topping of beach antics! I hope you enjoy your meal~
“Huh- you’ve been getting sun.” Fuyuhiko nodded at Hajime, catching him taking off his shirt. “You’re getting a tan.”
“Oh? Yeah, I guess so. I’ve been outside more.” The brunette blushed some, looking down at his browning chest and stomach. Komaeda insisted that they should start sunbathing. “How often do we get to enjoy the beach like this?” He insisted, eyes like stars as he looked at his lover. “Plus maybe I want to enjoy the sights of your sand covered-”
“Here.” Fuyuhiko held up a bottle, shaking Hajime free from his memories. “Put this on.”
“What? Oh, no thanks.” Hajime waved him off, smiling. “I don’t need any.”
“...Hajime.” Fuyuhiko glared at him. “You need sunscreen.”
“I really don’t.” Oh boy, the smaller man had that look on his face. It was rather cute, scary as it could be. “I don’t burn, I cook.”
“You’ll get sun cancer!”
“I’m only gonna be out for maybe half an hour.”
“Long enough to burn!”
“I’ll be swimming!”
“Even more reason to do so!”
“Fuyu-Eeeh!” Hajime turned and ran, flying out the locker room doors with the baby gangster on his heels. The sun was just starting to rise above the horizon, decorating the beach in a warm sherbert color. “The sun’s not even out yet!”
“And it will be soon! Come here! Put on your sunscreen!” The tiny blonde raged as he ran after him, chasing Hajime relentlessly. They dived and weaved each other, their footsteps making little pockets in the sand as they played. “Don’t be such a baby!”
“I told you, I don’t need that! I’ll be fi-EH!” In a sudden leap of fate, Fuyuhiko tossed himself at Hajime full force. They went rolling into the sand, sputtering and choking momentarily. “Fuyuhiko! Give a guy a warning!”
“Okay, here’s your warning- I’m putting sunscreen on you. Now hold still!”
“I told you I don’t need it-Ihiihhihiihhit! Ehahahaha! Wahhahait, waihhahait it’s cohohohold!” Someone cold and goopy touched the center of his back, making him arch up like a bow. Then he was giggling like crazy as two small hands began rubbing circles into his skin, smoothing it all over. “Cahahharheful! It tihihihihickles!”
“Aren’t you older than me? You’re acting like such a child.” Fuyuhiko tsked, shaking his head warmly. “Stop whining and take your sunscreen like a man!”
“Ooo, what have we got here?” Kazuichi walked up then, Gundam at his right. They were both dressed in their swimwear, clearly heading the same direction. “Fuyuhiko, why are you manhandling Hajime? Did he stiff you for soda pop money?”
“Perhaps he’s trying to put some sort of spell on him. Ha-HA! Mortal, you need a far greater skill level to do so!” The brunette laughed at this, his Devas poking their heads out of his trademark scarf. “Do you wish for an assist from a greater power?”
“He’s refusing to wear sunscreen!” Fuyuhiko declared, one hand pushing Hajime’s squirming body against the sand while the other mushed more of the protective cream into his ribs. “He’s gonna burn up without it- so I had to get a little forceful- stay still!”
“I cahhahahn’t! It tihihihihickles!” Hajime cackled, cheeks reddening as he kicked at the ground behind him, nearly throwing Fuyuhiko off of him when two hands slid between his arms and sides. “Eheheahhahaha, Guhuhundhahahm! Sohohohouda, hehehelp! Gehehhet him oohohohoff, heehahhahhaha!”
“Pfft- he really is like a little kid.” Kazuichi snickered, not bothering to hide his growing smile. Gundham ducked some to hide his own, shoulders twitching with mirth. “Should we help them out, overlord?”
“Don’t belittle my title so, Kazuichi…but yes.” They crossed the distance quickly, grabbing a set of limbs each. “Pass some of that back, Fuyuhiko. Hajime- take your protection spell!”
“Yeah- let us protect you from the big bad sun!”
“Yohoohhou twohohohoho suhuhu-UHUHUCK! Ehahhahahhahhaa! Eheahha-Nahhahahhaha! Nohohohoh, dohoohn’t you dahhahahare!” Hajime struggled to resist as they flipped him over, forcing him to look up at the sky. “Eheheheh, I’m ahahahll stiihihcky!”
“Pfft-” Kazuichi ducked into his shoulder, earning a swat from Fuyuhiko as Gundam muttered a soft “Jesus.” That nearly had Hajime in hysterics. What did ultimately get him there was Fuyuhiko smearing more sunscreen all over his chest and stomach. “Eheahhahahaa! Ohohohokay! Oohohohkay, I cahhahan puhuhuht the rehehehst on mihihihihsehehelf! Ehahhahahahahaa!”
“Yeah right! You'll just take off and run!” The blonde argued, finishing off the last of his application with two hands rubbing it into the older boy's face and neck. A few more squeals and titters later, he was thoroughly protected.
The guys pulled back, leaving Hajime to half-curl up in the sand, giggling. His whole body felt like he ran a marathon, and he was thoroughly coated. Still, the joy in his friend’s faces was hard to ignore. “Good, now you’re ready for the beach.”
“For eighty minutes.” Gundam pointed out, earning raised brows. “What? That’s how long the spell lasts.”
“This is why you don’t tan, Gundham.” Kazuichi pointed out, poking his friend in the belly. “You wear far too much sunscreen.”
“I’m a being from the underworld-I burn beneath your human sun! And you’re one to talk- you just overcame your most recent battle wounds with the accursed planet!”
“It wasn’t even that bad of a sunburn! Doesn’t change anything-”
“You aren’t wearing sunscreen, are you Kazuichi?” Fuyuhiko narrowed his eyes. The pink haired mechanic squeaked and backed up, raising his hands as his friends turned on him. “N-Now hold up…”
“Get his ass.” Hajime called, laughing as their target went flying down the surf. After a moment or two, he got up to join them, laughing the entire time.
So I was commissioned to do a comic featuring the lovely Fyra of Aethertide Ventures~
She was an absolute doll to work with and gave me several hilarious ideas to work with! Anyway, welcome Fyra, to a world of misadventure~ Good to have you along! :D
also, bonus doodle that didn’t make it into the comic proper:
Thanks again for commissioning me! I look forward to working with you again in the future! :3
