#beachbitchlife

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In Florida, the club can't handle me right now. #BeachBitchLife #travelporn #TezHumildePower Miami. Florida (at Homestead, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs1YMvcHBSa8fTpzFD8pOUlsJKB-YbV-6lyNpM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8xk0u4dt275o

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Yep! Mark did this. Ate this all on his own. Raymond and I had to sit at another table because our food didn't fit. #GodBlessTheMess #HawaiiChile #beachbitchlife #NoRegrets #Number3 Honolulu. Oahu. Hawaii (at Round Table Pizza)

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Made it to Honolulu. Beautiful, just like the post cards. And this hotel we're at is right on the water; at Waikiki!!!! #BeachBitchLife #travelporn Kauai. Hawaii (at Waikiki Beach Oahu Hawaii)

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Went to the beach in my slut cut and got rained on. That took care of that. But look at this shelf, reminds me on my skin. Lihue. Kauai. Hawaii. #travelporn #tezhumildepower #beachbitchlife (at Lihue, Hawaii)

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So many sights, hard to describe. Beautiful. Even saw the Napali Coast and goats roaming around. Beautiful. Kauai. Hawaii #BeachBitchLife #tezhumildepower #travelporn (at Hanalei, Hawaii)

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We saw so many waterfalls it was crazy crazy crazy. We got so close and was sure we'd end up on the news for crashing into the mountain. Thankfully nothing that exciting. #travelporn #TezHumildePower #BeachBitchLife (at Kalaheo, Hawaii)

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Even though we are three people, our fat assess had to pay for four. Regardless, we had a great time and the helicopter got up in the air and down without issue. #TezHumildePower #travelporn #BeachBitchLife (at Waimea Canyon State Park)

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What on this earth? Some things are better left undone. #HawaiiChile #SPAMalot #BeachBitchLife #travelporn Kauai. Hawaii (at Poipu, Hawaii)