#beaklings

[beakerworksprobably]

I know I've almost killed a few people and put everyone at risk but, may I adopt a beakling? They seem quite adorable.

@sirius-the-star-objectresources

Don't worry, I've had my fair share, it's alright. Uhh, anyways, yeah!! I'm gonna give you the nicest and most loving one I have. You need it.

*hands you a small Beakling*

Also, we're friends now, you can't say no.

[beakerworksprobably]

*somehow finds self in the vents*

Uhh, hello?? Is anyone in here..? I'm looking for a couple of Beaklings, and I think they might be in here..

@meflip-in-the-vents

[beakerworksprobably]

@merecorder-meeple-official

*somehow, around 12 or so Beaklings manage to find you, and waddle up next to you*

[beakerworksprobably]

*a swarm of like 18 Beaklings surround you and start licking you*

@totally-intern-toast

[beakerworksprobably]

beaker, what is a beakling? i've been hearing about it annndddd what is it? cannnn i see what it is?

-- @tissuebox-official

*GASP*

I thought you'd never ask.

*I summon my exactly 1,000 Beaklings*

These are Beaklings! They all look like smaller versions of me, but with 4 little legs at the bottom of them. They like to lick and bite though, usually as a way to show affection. They love food, especially loafs of bread! I keep around 952 loafs on me at all times in case they get super hungry, which is almost all the time. Make sure to feed them small pieces one at a time. They are very fragile creatures.

They're usually very loving, they're great snuggle buddies! If you want one, I'll gladly give one to you!! My Beaklings replinish immediately so that I always have 1,000 at all times.

Also, if I ever get lost or something, Beaklings know exactly where I am at all times, so just follow a Beakling!

Do you... want one?

[beakerworksprobably]

*Bea waddles up to you and gives you a lick*

AWWWWWHH OMGA!!!! HI BEA, YOU LITTLE SWEETHEART!! AWHHHHAAAWAWAWAWAAA \>_</ *picks up Bea and hugs her*

@radio-hesjusthereig Dio, look at da baby :33

(@evilstevecobs)

[beakerworksprobably]

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-??????

(Teehee it’s woogie hi)

YES THEY ARE MY CHILDREN

[beakerworksprobably]

GRRRRRRRrrrr

-EVIL beakling

*grrrs back*