Nov 23, 2013
Ranger of the North
Hey, Life. I don't even understand what's up with you this week. If you're not going to make sense, I won't either. I see your complications and raise you one flying ronin bishounen accompanied by sentient plush bears.
He's basically a japanese-inspired Aragorn from Lord of the Rings except he patrols a forest where candy grows on trees and the sandwiches that come up from the bun plants always have mortadella in them.