#beansaken

[bewitched-hours]

bewitched… i NEED a part two to the self indulgent beans fic i love it when ppl write about forsaken characters as beans omg its like the cutest thing ever

Okay I couldn't wait to start writing this because I read it while on the bus to my program but now it's half past 12(as of starting this) and I can't get the idea out of my head along with some suggestions from both comments and friends-

Reader gets She/Her again! (Sorry for not including that last time, didn't think it'd get much attention lol)

Life really knew how to throw curveball at you lately.

Your little beans seem to have gotten much more intelligent since you took them in- or maybe they were just less shy around you now- but this also lead to them growing quite clingy. But that was just about all that was good.

Otherwise? Misfortune after misfortune, accident after accident, by the end you were exhausted and struggled to stay awake or take care of your pets. They seemed oddly understanding but you chalked it up to pets being somehow able to tell when something's wrong. And with you everything was going wrong.

First you thought you could introduce your partner to your new pets but that ended in an entire argument where you managed to figure out they had been using you for your money and you promptly kicked them out without leaving room for further discussion. You didn't know why you were crying so much afterwards but your tiny furballs were split between scratching at the door and angrily hissing as if to defend you and rubbing up against you as comfort. "They won't find another like me..." You kept repeating as one of your favourite songs kept playing in the background. You needed multiple nights cycling through cuddle piles and formations of beans until you could calm down enough to not think about them anymore. Though, maybe you got a little used to the cuddle piles so why not continue?

Then there was a fallout with a friend group you thought you were close with. Apparently your ex was much closer them them than you would've liked and being the drama-seekers they were, you were getting slandered online with your family having to fend them off with solid evidence of your innocence. It would be quite comical if it weren't for the fact you were the one being attacked so relentlessly and drained for any emotional energy you had left by the end.

And even after many more incidents because of that jerkface you dumped came news of your cousin's passing. You knew she had been sick but she had reported feeling better lately so you thought...

Oh well, the funeral was only a few hours anyways... You were just exhausted...

You were already mentally broken down but could've never been prepared to hear voices inside your home before you even got the keys into the door.

That wasn't right, you just got back from the funeral and there were people inside? And they turned on the lights too?? Either your family had somehow gotten here before you to make some sort of surprise party or these were the world's dumbest robbers...

Despite knowing you should've just called the police, you figured this would be where the building rage from everything could unwind. A raw storm of emotions that these criminals would fear. Luckily you had your metal bat hidden away in a secret little compartment under the welcome mat.

"Alright you little shits!" You started, entering your house in a fury. "You picked the wrong fucking house for your little robbery!" You yelled out, the house falling into silence almost immediately until the form of a child startled you out of your anger.

"[Reader]! It's just us!" The kid exclaimed as you lowered your bat. You had confusion written all over your face as your mind ran through every possible explanation over why he knew your name and what you should do until you noticed a a familiar tag hanging from his neck... A tag you only put on...

Reality hit you like a brick as you finally dropped the bat and sputtered out noises until your brain finally seemed to somewhat catch up to what was happening. "C00lkidd?! But how-?!" You quickly lifted him up, making sure your eyes weren't just tricking you as you looked towards your living room to see two more kiddos making their way over as well.

"I don't know! We can just do this funny thing but we didn't wanna scare you!" His giggling at least told you that he wasn't really scared of you but you were still in shock over the whole situation. "I told you she'd be home soon!" Pr3typriincess huffed before clinging to your side, watching as Bluudud just groaned in annoyance.

Yup... Their personalities definitely matched what you were used to...

Eventually though, more figures came out of the kitchen in similar fashion, though they were obviously adults... And if the kids were like this, you had no doubt your other furballs were in the same boat.

A theory quickly proven by the appearance of their father who came out of the kitchen with a nervous smile on his face. "We wanted to surprise you..." He sighed, seeming relieved when you decided to just put down C00lkidd and pat the little trio a bit. "Well, mission accomplished but you guys also gave me one hell of a heart attack..." You chuckled nervously, your legs slightly shaken from the wave of emotions all clashing in your heart. 007n7 quickly made sure to help you to the living room and set you down on the couch in your favourite spot as the kids all tried to stick close to you. You didn't know wether you were more confused or exhausted but you thanked him anyways, watching him leave as the little trio of colours decided to snuggle up on you like they used to after a long work day. It was surprisingly comforting.

Maybe it was more because you had already gotten used to it but it was almost subconscious how your hands went up to give all three of them affection as you watched the next pair come into the room to make an appearance.

Two Time and Azure. Two of the more clingier ones. Somehow...

"[Reader]! Thank the Spawn you've calmed down!" Two Time spoke up first, confusing you for a moment but quickly sitting down besides you with Azure following close behind. It was always adorable to you how the two seemed to just be attached to each other like glue. But seeing them be almost taller than you made you feel like a joke. "You had us startled when you came back so soon."

You took a deep breath, bracing yourself as you brought up a hand to rub at your temples. "Yeah, I just needed to come back early just...." Your words died in your throat, holding back sobs as the concerned stares the kids threw your way reminded you that this probably wasn't the place or time. Even if you just came back from a funeral. "I think today is just a lot... Do you guys know how this even works?" You asked quietly, motioning towards them all with shaky hands that C00lkidd quickly redirected to himself and Bluudud. As much as him and Pr3typriincess may deny it, you knew those two secretly loved your affection...

"Honestly, we're not sure of it ourselves..." Azure chuckled lightly, unsure how to make sense of it all. "We planned to tell you today with some cake 007n7 and Elliot are making right now but you kinda surprised us instead..."

You just nodded, unsure how to feel as the pair relaxed against the couch cushions and let you know how much of the small things you never even noticed were from them.

That one time you forgot to put away your leftovers and found them safely tucked away in the fridge? You figured you were just forgetting that you took care of stuff but it was really Elliot not being able to let any food go to waste.

Your hectic mornings when you could've sworn you forgot to take your lunch to work? 007n7 and C00lkidd made sure it was in your bag before you even woke up.

When you fell asleep on the couch on lazy friday nights? The leftover dishes were neatly stacked on the table in a way you could've excused it as your half-asleep brain at least still having the courtesy to make things easier without moving while in reality 1x and Shedletsky just didn't want you waking up in filth.

All instances you tried to chalk up to your forgetfulness but in reality it was all of them trying to show their gratitude for you having essentially saved them when they were weak and hungry and were always so patient with them no matter what. You barely even noticed the soft smile growing on your face as Two Time and Azure recounted the stories. Sure, it was weird that you suddenly had all these people in your home but part of you wanted to be grateful. You just didn't know how to feel about the situation as a whole.

For now you could just let the smell of food tempt you into a much calmer state. You could always think about your situation when you weren't riddled with grief and comfort at the same time...

And here I finish it after 5 days lol, my bad

Anything you'd like to request/ask? Check out my pinned post first and I'll be happy to write up whatever you want!

[beansaken]

alright guys I've had a kinda rough week so

here's a sad 1xBean for you to cheer up(it'll cheer me up as well)

... I am. NOT. crying. There's just.... something in my eye. DONT ASSUME THAT IM CRYING. IM FINE.

no he ain't haha go cheer him up please

[bewitched-hours]

Fuck it, have this little self-indulgent fic while I try to think about some details for the requests I'm working on-

You were still confused how you got here.

One moment you were running through a storm to get home, the next you were holding a mysteriously squeaking box in your living room. You figured it was likely just some kittens you could surrender to your local shelter but instead you opened the box to find these... Things...

They didn't look like any animal you've known but they kinda looked like beans so you figured you'd shoot a text to your brother since he's a vet to see if he can identify them. While waiting for his response, you carefully took them to your bathroom and gently tried to lift them out of the box and into the sink to clean. Most of them were pretty friendly but some had a mean bite to them which you could only hope wouldn't be bad as you set them down on the porcelain where you already had a washing cloth ready luckily. The friendlier ones seemed to be more apologetic about their friends' bites and it made you smile how they squeaked and chirped at you. It almost made you think they were birds if it wasn't for the lack of wings on all but one of them. And it seemed almost unaware of its own wings which was kinda funny to think about.

"Alright, let's try to focus on cleaning you guys first. I got some flea shampoo and other stuff left over from when I took care of my brother's cats so I really hope you guys are at least carnivorous later..." You chuckled awkwardly, slowly filling the sink up with warm water and letting them get used to it first as you put out a call to your doctor to get the bites checked out. She was luckily a friend of your brother so she was more lenient about handling your antics...

But when you had hung up and turned back around, the small creatures seemed oddly calm but curious about the water. The way they'd paw at the water made you soften almost immediately. It was just like little kittens but you knew some of them had to be more mature, given their sizes.

You made sure to finally put on some gloves and lifted the smaller ones up first, apologising over and over as they squeaked in what sounded like a cry for help while you were just cleaning them and making sure to get the shampoo just below the neck. You could inspect them for fleas above the neck later. But you felt so guilty at their tiny squeaks and chirps that it almost made you tear up, especially when you noticed the older ones seeming more concerned and one of them even looking fearful. It clawed at your heart in probably the worst way. That's probably why you were all the happier when all of your tiny little friends were done being cleaned and dried up on a towel by a small heater you recently got for cases like this. They were finally clean and seemed pretty content with staying in their own little groups which made you curious.

Obviously the tiny trio you had washed first seemed to be the younglings of the one that seemed almost fearful but not necessarily of you. Otherwise he would've moved away. But these things were barely bigger than a regular kitten, even the adults... How did they survive out in the cold...?

You carefully sat down beside them all and moved your hand to the one that you assumes was the dad. Some blue fur mixed with red which was kinda cute and he actually seemed to purr as you carefully scratched his tiny head. You didn't know if you could find it in your heart to give any of them up already. Though, the little ones seemed immediately curious and purring even louder when you gave them scratches too. It was a sight to melt even the coldest of hearts. Although, the other beans only seemed more curious and approached as well for some affection, making you giggle as you shortly had both of your hands working to show them love. "I don't even know what you are but you're way too adorable... Maybe I can manage to keep you all..." You muttered subconsciously, earning a surprisingly cheerful collection of chirps from the group as some even began nibbling on your fingers. Though, you noted it was much gentler than before so maybe just play bites? Ugh, you must've been blessed by some kinda deity...

The coming days went by like a blur. Your brother helped check them out and took some samples to see the best dietary options for them and you made sure to directly go to the doctor afterwards.

Luckily, the bites didn't seem to hold any risk as long as you kept the open wounds away from possible infections. It was largely like being bitten by a cat which oddly amazed you. So much strength for such tiny creatures. But what you didn't expect was the amount of squeaking you'd hear when you got back to your car. The beans were in a little carrier you had left over and you had made sure the AC was on and that your umbrella loomed over them for added shade and they still sounded like you were their saving grace. It was far too adorable for your already melted heart.

The first thing you did when you got home was make yourself some food, although you had tiny portions of meat, fruits and vegetables in tiny bowls set aside for each of them. It surprised you how clean the bowls looked when you were done fixing up your own plate and you scooped up the beans with one arm before carrying your plate with your free hand. The beans were surprisingly calm and you thought about some names you could give them as you went to the living room to eat and watch them interact.

And honestly, you didn't know why but you did start a video call with a friend to decide on names together and although they were strange names, you figured it wouldn't hurt since they're just pets anyways. They wouldn't be judged for their names. They couldn't really care.

So that's pretty much how you ended up with a bunch of strange creatures and luckily your brother did tell you a few days later that the beans should be omnivores so you were safe to feed them stuff from your own dishes as long as you keep it raw. It made bonding with them much easier.

Some of them were still feisty, mind you. Pets are rarely the type to enjoy baths or even showers after all...

But when it came to the little trio or 1x, you made sure to wear gloves for protection. The babies were at least mostly compliant and would just try to bite their way to freedom without really struggling in your grasp but 1x? That little bastard bean was dead set on not letting you clean them. You didn't fault her but it would be much easier if he didn't try anything and everything to get away, leading to you having to lock the bathroom door during bath time.

Sometimes you felt like you were going crazy. At least your little trio was still happy with affection afterwards, albeit a bit grumpy with Bluudud. But he was still part of the trio when they'd lay on your blanket at night in a little cuddle pile. All the beans would insist on sleeping in your bed and you didn't stop them. You knew they trusted you and saw you as someone to look to for comfort and safety and you were more than happy to take care of each of them. Especially the more silly ones like Brighteyes or Shedletsky. Seriously, how did your friend and you somehow come up with names like that. Even your brother had to take a break over hearing some of the names you decided on. Oh well!

Each of them had little quirks that made you love them all the more. Chance was- ironically- very interested whenever you played any games with gambling mechanics and would sometimes snatch the coins that you dropped to hoard them like a little dragon, Elliot liked to be in the kitchen during breakfast lunch and dinner to watch you cook and sometimes even help out despite his tiny body barely doing anything but knock stuff over, Taph loved scaring the others and somehow knew when you were holding explosives in a game so they'd be at your side to paw at the screen in a similar fashion to Chance...

Long story short, you loved this new routine and although just a few weeks ago you'd laugh over being told you'd have some strange pets of your own for once, you couldn't bring yourself to part from them each morning for work now...

Anything you'd like to request/ask? Check out my pinned post first and I'll be happy to write up whatever you want!

[beansaken]

Merry Christmas guysssssss!!! <33

ty for staying with this blog for 3 months :pp I really appreciate you all being here with me and the beansssss hehehe

I hope yall enjoy this silli blog and continue sticking with meeeeeeee :DD

I'll finish the vote things maybe in a week, along with the asks (^u^)

[beansaken]

Putting 1x1x1x1 and Slasher in the playpen with John Doe along with a few toys

oops, slight mishap in the teleportation process

[beansaken]

A little something for a little someone that I absolutely adore...

hehe

it glows :3

@artist1xminion

[beansaken]

Oi oi?

[I offer... holy toe beans]

- Artist 1x minion

oooo I got em toooo

we're twinninggggg :D

[beansaken]

hi um I had some time to draw beans on my dad's computer (for a friend) I think it turned out pretty good

here have some johnjane beans