#beardiary

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Yall ever wake up from the best most beautiful dream about oiled up lesbian butch topless wrestling? No? Just me?

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Got this yesterday then today my butch4butch dreams came true and the girl I like likes me back WOOHOOOO YIPPEEEEE

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Dyke Diary

Sometimes I forget I’m butch4all and not butch4butch because like…80% of the time I’m really only attracted to masculinity but DAAAAYUM did I just meet the most stunning gorgeous femme who gives me five billion giggle kicking my feet butterflies. ANYWAYYYYYY wish me luck lols I hate being played with I need a fucking break already siiigh

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Butch who got disgustingly hot and sweaty mowing her lawn just to get covered in these evil damn burrs…….someones gotta do it

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Butch4butch sex except I have to wait a month to see her the anticipation has been KILLING ME!!!! She called me hers the other night and I think I may explode

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Dyke Diary

I will spare y’all of showing you the picture but TODAYYYY I was ABOUT to clock out…FIRST DAY as a sous chef in a new restaurant…..taking out the grease trap which is SIX gallons of used fry grease…BOOM!!! It spilled ALL over me head to toe

I was DRENCHED. Sobbing and sopping wet with grease. Thank GOOOD I work somewhere with a goddamn shower. I had to shower with DAWN DISH SOAP.

Siiiiigh oh the joys of food service

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Dyke Diary

Tom Thumb grocery store hates to see a dyke come in her walk of shame clothes disheveled at 6 AM after being broken up with to dig into a whole mango by itself

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Nothing wrong with a butch whale tailing her thong