#beardilocks

[gayloreee]

It’s so sus that she chose to call it “The official release party of a showgirl” especially with the image attached. It reminds me of the orange suit in the cage in LWYMD MV.

It sounds like she’s being released from prison

[chickawah23]

Ask everyone who thinks Dress is a song about her British beau if they knew who he was in 2017.

“Everyone thinks that they know us but they know nothing...” - Dress

And if they say they did, ask them to share what they knew about him besides his connection to Taytay. And if they say Billy Lynn remind them that his debut film was not released until November 18, 2016. And she wrote dress before then. And if they say they knew him from the 2016 Met gala, they’re lying. lol

[chickawah23]

Lol to be able to negotiate a deal with Taylor and her team to get paid big money to act entertained at her concert in the VIP tent would mean he'd have to be capable of acting like he's genuinely entertained in the first place, so that's never gonna happen in a million years 😆

I think it's more likely he'd be able to broker a deal where he gets money whenever Tree pushes an article claiming he was at such-and-such show and watched from backstage and there's no pictures of it because he's oh-so-private you know, since he's shown us all that he's super into getting rewarded by Taylor for literally doing nothing except sitting on his ass in London pretending she doesn't exist with Grammygate 😏

Cue Taylor looking off stage or backstage a couple of times at a show and videos screaming “omg Taylor was looking off stage at Joe while singing invisible string!!” New proof to add to the true love compilation videos !

[chickawah23]

So are we ready for Joe Alwyn to be executive producer on untitled Taylor Swift project? 😪🙄

Industry titans doing what industry titans do lol

[chickawah23]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CmDE5i4NmXw/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Apparently Taylor was at the preservation hall recently and “so was joe” so bracing for a stunt because it’s been a while

Her hair looks nice.

[chickawah23]

wakeee upppp have you heard the news WE DID IT JOE !!!!

AHHHHHHH I AM SCREAMING!! This is hilarious 😂 😂🤣

Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn Break Up After Six Years of Dating

The songstress and actor had been dating since 2016.

Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn Break Up After 6 Years Together

Taylor Swift — who's currently on her Eras tour — first started dating Joe Alwyn in 2016

The boyish beau is losing the role of a lifetime lol

[chickawah23]

https://twitter.com/TheSwiftSociety/status/1636512321710292993?s=20

We already know that we’ll likely be seeing him at one of the tour dates but prepping already lol

Lol likes are still newsworthy for this couple that have supposedly been together for how long?? Wild. Lol. I hope he gets paid handsomely for every appearance. Lol

It’ll be interesting to see if any upcoming projects he has start promo buzz around the times of his appearances. Will also be interesting to see how detailed the list of his prior work is in the articles that will come from those appearances if he is on the hunt for work (like a résumé/CV).

[chickawah23]

You ever have that moment during an outing where you’re like “eh I’m ready to go” but the people you’re with are still having a ball and haven’t noticed you in like 20 mins lol?