Nov 4, 2024
In a classic case of “be them or do them”, do I want Sam’s beard, wardrobe, or just to climb all over him?
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In a classic case of “be them or do them”, do I want Sam’s beard, wardrobe, or just to climb all over him?
#goBEARDorgoHOME #beardsexual #shewantstheB #havebeardgetbabes #youshouldhavesexwithabeardedman
#goBEARDorgoHOME #beardsexual #shewantstheB #havebeardgetbabes #GRAVEbeforeSHAVE
#goBEARDorgoHOME #beardsexual #shewantstheB
So, I've taken a liking to beard maintenance... #beardsexual #goBEARDorgoHOME #ladieslovetheBEARD #shewantstheB
My sexual orientation is actually "beardsexual."
Joe: "Beer helps you burn calories". Huh.
Me: Oh, I thought you said BEARDS help you burn calories.
Me: Because I think they'd prevent you from burning calories.
Me: You know, you wouldn't need to work out because the beard would cover up yo rolls.
Joe: A beard would definitely help you burn calories.
Me: "I MUST HOLD THE MIGHTY WEIGHT OF MY BEARD UP"