Robin Christopher

he/they | 45yo late blooming transmasc | dapper dandy fagette | queer shitposter

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Horny blog: @crackmehard

Buffy blog: @buffywithoutjoss

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Not putting your courtesy accidentals in parenthesis is discourteous. I’ll die on this hill.

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Not only did he get into Starfleet, but he’s also an accomplished baker.

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“Who the heroes are and who the villains are is based on where you’re standing.”

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People at Pride wearing “ally” gear is a cowardly way to say “no homo.” Like, you’re at Pride, why is it so upsetting for you if people assume you’re queer?

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Q: Where do you stand on summer?

A: In the shade.

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@cheryltz, one of my dearest, wrote a blog post about a million years ago on the topic of labels, and I still remember it well enough to quote her.

“The usefulness of labels are like a jar that says ‘coffee.’ It might contain coffee beans, or ones that have been ground. It might contain already-brewed coffee, or coffee-flavored candy, or coffee-flavored cookies. The label ‘coffee’ gives you a starting place, but you have to open up the jar to see what’s inside.”

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If I could hyperfocus on giving a shit, it would be over for you bitches.

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Genmo: It’s like Venmo, but for genitals.

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“Pervertables…are they like Lunchables?”

“The happiest meal.”

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“If you send p0rn your birthday, it’s birthkkake.”

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“The earth is my body, my head is in the stars.”

- Dame Marjorie Chardin

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“‘Lazer Wolf’ would be a badass enby name.”

Thus spoke @hella-jazz upon first viewing of Fiddler on the Roof

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why would you do this to me

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White Christmas needs to be a drinking game where you drink every time there’s a sentence that is unintentionally sexual. We’re about 15 minutes in and so far we’ve got:

- Turn these boys out!

- Where do I get off?

- This is a great big fat plug for the show!

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What do you think it means to have a feminine mascuilinity vs having a masculine femininity?

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Chinese artist Shou Xin creates the most wonderful cats with just a few pencil lines