#bearfenders

[lauralot89]

Who ranks on the Top 5 of the rudest bears?

Iron Bear, Jessica Bear, Bucky Bear, Brock Bear, and Josef Bear.

[lauralot89]

The Immortal Iron Paw had his immortality tested in the washing machine because he was a prat.

Bucky Bear is not an especially patient or forgiving bear.

[lauralot89]

"Bucky Bear... I am the immortal Iron Paw." "Danny Bear, why can't you just stick to something you know, like tending to the piggy banks or something."

“But Bucky Bear--”

“Stop trying to be cool.  It’s embarrassing.”

[lauralot89]

The only time Bucky Bear ever felt sorry for Danny Bear was when he saw him getting dragged by his ear to the Rude Bear Corner. Other than that, Bucky Bear believes he deserved going there for acting like a bratty cub. Even Spider-Bear is more mature than that.

Bucky Bear makes a good point.

[lauralot89]

Imagine Beardevil hanging a poster of the 10 Commandments in the Rude Bear Corner. Later, Jessica Bear hangs up a sign that says "Abandon all hope all ye who enter." Either way, Bucky Bear is not amused.

Guys the Rude Bear Corner is not a place for this.  There are plenty of other corners you can use.

[lauralot89]

Beardevil doesn't go to the Rude Bear Corner. Instead, he confesses his sins to Father Bear. On the other hand, Danny Bear literally gets dragged and tied up there. Jessica Bear tends to wake up there with bad hangovers and wonders what she did the previous night.

Go to the presbeartyr, Beardevil!

Aw, Jessica Bear.

[lauralot89]

Bad news: Danny Bear went to the stuffed animal hospital after surviving the washing machine. Good news: his Iron Paw remained intact.

Damn it Danny Bear.

[lauralot89]

Imagine Bucky Bear being stuck in a dorky t-shirt because Beardevil stole his jacket to use as a mask. "Beardevil have some dignity and stop stealing my clothes! And learn to do laundry!"

Bucky Bear, some things have to be done in the pursuit of justice.