Me and my lady are traveling home on the LRT (light rail transit), and as we pull into our stop, there is an automated announcement.
“This train is now out of service.”
Wife, observing the many, many hockey fans disembarking around us : “This train is now out of servants.”
Me : .....bursts out laughing
Wife : I’m so clever! :}
Five minutes later...she chirps, “This train is now out of serpents!” And I follow up with “Snakes on a train!”
This is us.

















