#bearnotions

[limebear]

On Pokemon Go community day, I watched two punk boys holding hands as they walked around the park catching pokemon together.

I want that.

[limebear]

Making friends

Me in person: oh..hmm. Hi, yes. Thanks...

Me online:

[limebear]

I was planning on seeing the new grinch movie because the animation is gorgeous, but the advertising is annoying af.

Let's forget for a moment that Illumination hasn't had a successful movie since their first (Despicable Me). Let's look at how they're pushing the movie towards Gen-Z and Millenials, using captions like "Pumpkin is NOT a spice" and "When the guac costs extra 😫"

They're dumbing down the marketing and it reeks of that Steve buscemi meme

I know there are other things to be mad about. I just wanted to put this out there because, really, they need to just have a couple trailers and stop the strange pandering.

[limebear]

[limebear]

I've always been a detail-oriented person- I research basically anything ahead of time.

*types into Google "What foods can a bottom eat?"*

[limebear]

Steven Universe Abridged Episode List (if you’re looking to get into SU without the fillers):

I have compiled a list here of the episodes (Seasons 1 - 4) and marked which are pure-filler that hold very little-to-no bearing on the plot (even if they are still adorable and help build the side characters a bit). These are episodes that are completely skip-able so you can have a more stream-lined experienced.

Seasons 1 through 4 are about 24.5hrs total, but by removing the fillers, you are looking at closer to 19.7hrs instead.

I will also be glad to hear any suggestions. While some of the ones that are chosen to stay might seem odd, I may have included them because they contain a small key element (like Steven discovering a new power, introducing a reoccurring character for the first time, will be referenced later on, etc).

-Season 1-

01. Gem Glow

02. Laser Light Cannon

03. Cheeseburger Backpack

04. Together Breakfast

05. Frybo

06. Cat Fingers

07. Bubble Buddies

08. Serious Steven

09. Tiger Millionaire

10. Steven’s Lion

11. Arcade Mania

12. Giant Woman

13. So Many Birthdays

14. Lars and the Cool Kids

15. Onion Trade

16. Steven the Swordfighter

17. Lion 2: The Movie

18. Beach Party

19. Rose’s Room

20. Coach Steven

21. Joking Victim

22. Steven and the Stevens

23. Monster Buddies

24. An Indirect Kiss

25. Mirror Gem

26. Ocean Gem

27. House Guest

28. Space Race

29. Secret Team

30. Island Adventure

31. Keep Beach City Weird

32. Fusion Cuisine

33. Garnet’s Universe

34. Watermelon Steven

35. Lion 3: Straight to Video

36. Warp Tour

37. Alone Together

38. The Test

39. Future Vision

40. On the Run

41. Horror Club

42. Winter Forecast

43. Maximum Capacity

44. Marble Madness

45. Rose’s Scabbard

46. Open Book

47. Shirt Club

48. Story for Steven

49. The Message

50. Political Power

51. The Return

52. Jailbreak

 -Season 2-

01. Full Disclosure

02. Joyride

03. Say Uncle

04. Love Letters

05. Reformed

06. Sworn to the Sword

07. Rising Tides Crashing Skies

08. Keeping It Together

09. We Need to Talk

10. Chille Tid

11. Cry for Help

12. Keystone Motel

13. Onion Friend

14. Historical Friction

15. Friend Ship

16. Nightmare Hospital

17. Sadie’s Song

18. Catch and Release

19. When It Rains

20. Back to the Barn

21. Too Far

22. The Answer

23. Steven’s Birthday

24. It Could’ve Been Great

25. Message Received

26. Log Date 7 15 2

 -Season 3-

01. Super Watermelon Island

02. Gem Drill

03. Same Old World

04. Barn Mates

05. Hit the Diamond

06. Steven Floats

07. Drop Beat Dad

08. Mr. Greg

09. Too Short to Ride

10. The New Lars

11. Beach City Drift

12. Restaurant Wars

13. Kiki’s Pizza Delivery Service

14. Monster Reunion

15. Alone at Sea

16. Greg the Babysitter

17. Gem Hunt

18. Crack the Whip

19. Steven vs. Amethyst

20. Bismuth

21. Beta

22. Earthlings

23. Back to the Moon

24. Bubbled

 -Season 4-

1. Kindergarten Kid

2. Know Your Fusion

3. Buddy’s Book

4. Mindful Education

5. Future Boy Zoltron

6. Last One Out of Beach City

7. Onion Gang

8. Gem Harvest (Part 1)

9. Gem Harvest (Part 2)

10. Three Gems and a Baby

11. Steven’s Dream

12. Adventures in Light Distortion

13. Gem Heist

14. The Zoo

15. That Will Be All

16. The New Crystal Gems

17. Storm in the Room

18. Rocknaldo

19. Tiger Philanthropist

20. Room for Ruby

21. Lion 4: Alternate Ending

22. Doug Out

23. The Good Lars

24. Are You My Dad?

25. I Am My Mom

 -Season 5- (currently airing)

1. Stuck Together

2. The Trial

3. Off Colors

4. Lars’ Head

[limebear]

3 Stages of a Youtube crush

1. Omg he's so adorable!! His laugh is genuine and I want to cuddle him 2. *watch almost every vid on their channel* 3. *find a particularly bad vid then their twitter and you realize they are actually a garbage person* well fuck

[limebear]

There are times when I'm sad. Then I think about Smoky Quartz or Sardonyx and I feel alive again