#bearz-a-bub

[zkyeline]

Never learned to raise my hand, was too busy raising hell

[they-bite]

wendell & wild headcanons of varying seriousness

-father bests never found out which of the demon brothers were which

-kat’s hair is naturally green

-someone manberg knew (most likely a relative) was a hell maiden

-bearz-a-bub is tethered to rust bank, obligating helley to stay at RBC and keep watch over it rather than put distance between it/her and manberg. other locations have similar plot devices

-manberg was born with phocomelia, rather than having lost his legs to a demon attack

-siobhan is encouraged to wear contacts and relax her hair by her parents; post-movie kat helps her relearn how to put in braids

-delroy was in a garage band in college and wilma was working on a master’s in molecular chemistry

-hell maidens (if not humans in general) are to demons what guardian angels are to humans, and coming to the living world is the closest demons get to ascension (though it’s treated more like moving to a vacation state than that)

-helley and manberg have gotten in at least five slapfights, four tug-of-wars with bearz-a-bub, and two HR interventions over the years

-bearz-a-bub shows significant bias to any hell maidens near it and its answer to if it missed manberg would’ve been “no”

-raúl came out to marianna by asking if he could get that trans sticker he has on that composition book

-wilma and marianna were good friends in college and did regular mixtape exchanges

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