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I’m not very open about this and this is a stupid way to say it and it’s a long way off in any case but well The Beast and I want to be parents together someday. Which means I have to figure out a way to explain our relationship and their importance to me in a way that doesn’t get people confusedly asking in earnest “wait, is this a partner or a pet?”
Me and My Beast as star treks…. There wasn’t a Betazoid option so I went with Romulan.
Last night Nova and I were arguing (as ever) this time about one of my favorite words, “fussbudget”. Which I often use to describe a dog I walk a lot, Lemon, because she is a little fussbudget.
Nova misremembered the word I was using as “fussbucket”, and starting calling one of the babies she babysits for “a fussbucket” much to the parents amusement. Now she is arguing that “fussbucket” makes more sense and is better because “the baby is so heavy she is a bucket” (???) and “anyone who hears fussbudget is going to think of finances”
And I said No I hear it and think she Won’t Budge because she is fussy and so would anyone else. And she dug her heels in and I dug my heels in and then she demanded I make this poll. Please answer honestly:
“Fussbudget”: what do you think of
Refusing to budge
A finance budget
Other
She also tried to refuse to leave until I made the poll and I said No and she wrassled me down onto the couch because she is a terrible beast. #callout #evil #violence #wemustdosomethingaboutthebeast
I love. Texts from my beast.
HEAVILY edited for clarity because our conversations always have at least three threads going at once
It is My Beasts birthday today, but they’re on a trip abroad and don’t have cell service so I haven’t been able to celebrate it at all. I did send something with them that hopefully they have remembered to open. I’m too happy for them that they are on this trip to really be sad but it does feel weird to let it pass by without remark. Let it be known that today 25 years ago the world was changed forevermore by the arrival of a great and terrible beast, whose impressive countenance none have seen the like before or since, whose prowess defies understanding or reason, whose bravery and mercy has humbled and bested endless foes, and who gifts me with endless love and loyalty and dirty socks on the floor next to the couch in the same exact spot every single time without fail even if they were only here for like twenty minutes, somehow.
Whenever I think of them I am reminded of that famous Wittgenstein quote, “If I lion could speak we would not understand him.” Truly nothing and no one is like My Beast. May they live forever and never die
Something that I like to do is collect Beast Quotes, which eventually turned into collecting Beast Incidents so I can try to turn them into comics later. This is my favorite one so far.
Some of you may recall when my beast and I watched solo leveling to make fun of it and we got too aggro and insane. Because it is so so bad. And they called the main character the number one men’s rights activist and it killed me so dead. Well that is still one of our favorite bits ever. We still use it constantly. Whenever we need SOMEONE to PLEASE THINK OF THE MEN!!!!!!!!!!! We call for Sung Jinwoo like he is men’s rights batman.
