Anthony, drunk off his ass taking his turn to say stories in team bonding night: so you know, my dad loved trains as a kid right. Well I had passion for destroying everything in my path
Friggason: Can relate
Anthony: - And he had this elaborate, mechanical train sets they made back then, you know the ones you build around the room?? It was his favorite thing on earth and my territoial little toddler ass was like....Father cares not for me? Father favors unity with the machines? Has he forsaken my existence? And WELL, I knew where the tools were so-
Joseph: God this story is burned in my brain, white boys are such drama queens
Alianova: I like how Tony's first instinct was to go terminator on his father's belongings
Anthony: I WAS 3 CUT ME A BREAK. A N Y w a y, so I like. Smashed the train into pieces right, now. I didn't wanna blame anybody for this cause dad had like, the temper of a hot teapot, so I'm like you know what. Let me just dismantle this and bury it, maybe he'll assume Jarvis just,,,,cleaned the room and bagged the train somewhere and forgot about it
Beatriz: Okay wait I gotta ask, were you the family who had servants at their back and call 24/7m
Anthony: No??? We had a housekeeper.
Grant and James: [Sip soda in Poor]
Francis: DO you hear yourself?? Like when you talk???
Rupert: I will never understand rich people period
Hogan: Amen
Anthony: And so, I thought, ok. He's gonna get another one it's gonna be fine, or just forget about it all together. At 3 am in the fucking asscrack of night, I hear a military trumpet waking me up and to this day I haven't got the slightest clue where he got it from but he DID, and he called a meeting to his room. What lays at his feet? The.fucking.train
Janet: Not even Agatha wrote this murder
Rupert: I'm having MIT flashbacks, you were so salty you got caught for that
Anthony: IM! SO terrified. Because Jarvis is watching me with that 'I know you did some shit you weren't supposed to' look because he had dad instincts like that, I'm feeling like a damn Sherlock Holmes criminal waiting to be caught, dad is ranting so fast I feel like I'm listening to Greek recordings, brings the ceiling upside down, and grandma the whole time has an avocado facemask slipping off her cheeks and I can TELL they know I did it. I must have looked so guilty because dad just. Points at me and with the most betrayed voice yells "Y O U ! ?" ... I look at my family, Jarvis, Mom , Grandma and Uncle Joseph... and they look AWAY Pepper
Vriginia: L O S I N G her shit
Joseph: YOU DONT KNOW THE WORSE OF IT-- Howie is just, take him to his room, and I think, good on you man, keeping your cool-- This fucker howls the most UNHINGED scream I've heard, jumps out THROUGH the window, and rolls on the lawn for like 2 hour. He also baught that ugly ass flamingo at that time and that bitch just watches him GO at it. Best thing I've seen in my life.