#bebe422

[yadilah]

The other night, we got so drunk that we threw cheeseburgers at the downstair's neighbor (fucking old bitch), and I accidentally clogged my cousin's sink by puking in it because I thought it was the toilet.

Also, I got lost in the closet and Mary helped me come out (never thought I'd have to go through that again, fuck).

Someday, my piano students are going to find my tumblr and be like...who the fuck is teaching me piano.

That is all for now.

[yadilah]

just realized the squirt bottle is not only good for squirting the cats when they misbehave, but also for squirting mary's feet when she has them propped up while watching television.

[yadilah]

Answer these questions skanks

Sorry I forgot all about this until I saw that I had a draft saved!

Rule 1 - Post the rules.  Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.  Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post.  Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.

QUESTIONS I ANSWERED

1. Last book you read? Thoughts on it?

It actually pains me to think of all the amazing books I will never be able to read in this lifetime, only because, I hate to read.

2. Something you’ve always wanted to do but was never able to?

Find true love.

3. Favorite thing about yourself?

My amazing personality and sense of humor

I once ate the world's hottest wings

4. Thoughts on chocolate covered raisins?

Rabbit poop.

5. Relationship with your family?

Tumultuous.

6. Favorite animal?

Liger.

7. Weirdest gift you ever received?

A pink feather boa. (idk what my friend was thinking, but it made my mom think I was a closet queen)

8. Weirdest gift you’ve ever given?

DVD Set:Semen-Slurpers Volumes I-III

(given to my arch-nemesis on his birthday to open in the company of his extremely conservative Christian parents, marked simply "To: Mike, From: A Friend")

9. Something you initially regretted but later was happy you did?

Ate green eggs and ham

10. When is your birthday?

December 14

11. Would you like to receive a care package on your birthday?

I would like to receive anything on my birthday that won't kill me completely.

QUESTIONS FOR TAGGED PEOPLE TO ANSWER

1. Most embarrassing moment?

2. What is your best memory?

3. What is the longest you've gone without bathing?

4. What do you love most about yourself?

5. What's one of the nicest things anyone has done for you?

6. If you had $1,000,000; what would you do with it?

7. Do you have any big regrets?

8. What one thing that you're terrible at?

9. Do you have any rituals before you go to sleep every night?

10. Are you a morning person?

11. What motivates you?