ship meme: marie and roman or marie and spike ;D
Meme || Accepting!
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
And because I can’t choose, I’ma do them both, so I’ll put it under a read more.
Marie and Roman.
General:
Rate the Ship:Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last: Hm.. Quite long, I imagine. Marie won’t accept any bullshit from him, so they quickly get over any argument they might get into. 8D
How quickly did/will they fall in love: ...I wouldn’t say love at first sight, but it did happen pretty quickly.
How was their first kiss: ...Pretty heated cause it led to something more.. = v=
Wedding:
Who proposed: Ah.. Most likely Roman.
Who is the best man/men: ...That’s a good question. It’ll most likely be Marie’s brothers. o .o
Who is the bride’s maid(s): Marie’s sister and grand-cousin. u vu
Who did the most planning: Roman, probably.
Who stressed the most: Hm... Probably Marie.
How fancy was the ceremony:Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding: ...I imagine there are some people Roman doesn’t want there, so..
Sex:
Who is on top: Ah.. Marie so far. = v=
Who is the one to instigate things: Most likely Marie most of the time.
How healthy is their sex life:Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they:Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last: Not that long. Marie is quite sensitive in this verse. ESPECIALLY IF HE DECIDES TO PET HER TAIL WHILE THEY DO IT.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms: Ah, yup.
How rough are they in bed:Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do: No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally: Eh... If they do it like rabbits, then probably a lot. xD
How many children will they adopt: Hm... Probably none.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers: Haha! Marie will probably try to convince Roman to do it most of the time when take the child after he’s done cause look at that little cutie.
Who is the stricter parent: Hm.. That’s hard for me to tell. I’ll say Marie, but I’m not sure how Roman would be like with his own kids.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school: ...None of them. They’re reckless themselves. o .o Help those kids, man.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es): Roman.
Who is the more loved parent: That’s.. hard to tell.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings: Eh.. Somehow, I have a feeling none of them would or Marie would and drag Roman with her.
Who cried the most at graduation: Marie.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law: Probably both. I imagine Roman is the one who wants to do it most though.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking: Roman.
Who is the most picky in their food choice: Marie.
Who does the grocery shopping: Roman.
How often do they bake desserts: Marie! She loves to bake.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater: Meat although I think Roman eats the most salad.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner: Roman. >u<
Who is more likely to suggest going out: Hm.. Most likely Roman.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking: ..None. Despite not cooking that often, Marie is always careful. She somehow always burns herself though.
Chores:
Who cleans the room: Roman.
Who is really against chores: Marie, obviously.
Who cleans up after the pets: Most likely Marie though. She really cares about animals.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug: ...Marie.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over: Marie.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning: Eh.. Roman.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths: Roman.
Who takes the dog out for a walk: Also Roman since Marie is not a big fan of dogs for obvious reasons.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays: At least every Christmas and Halloween.
What are their goals for the relationship: Marie actually wants to help Roman have a more positive outlook on life cause she can’t take that he’s being so negative. ; v;
Who is most likely to sleep till noon: Marie. She does almost all the time.
Who plays the most pranks: ...Marie?
Marie and Spike.
General:
Rate the Ship:Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last: Most likely a long time. Spike has practically devoted himself to Marie and while she’s confused about it, she also likes it and tries her best to give back in the same amount.
How quickly did/will they fall in love: Um.. Pretty fast? They quickly took an interest in each other, to say the least.
How was their first kiss: I.. honestly don’t remember, but I bet it was nice. uwu
Wedding:
Who proposed: Spike, no doubt.
Who is the best man/men: Jet, definitely!
Who is the bride’s maid(s): Ah.. Faye and some of Marie’s family members.
Who did the most planning: Probably Spike.
Who stressed the most: Marie.
How fancy was the ceremony: Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding: Vicious. I dunno.
Sex:
Who is on top: Spike.
Who is the one to instigate things: Marie. = v= HOW CAN SHE NOT WITH SUCH A SEXY MAN LIKE DAMN.
How healthy is their sex life: Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they: Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last: Quite a while.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms: Spike would like to, but Marie doesn’t mind so much.
How rough are they in bed:Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do: No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally: Three. A set of twins and then one child. (Yes, we’ve already talked about this. uwu)
How many children will they adopt: Eh.. if any, just one.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers: ...Spike cause I’m preeetty sure Marie can convince him to it no problem.
Who is the stricter parent: Marie.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school: ...Marie. Cause Spike is most certainly not a good model for that. Reckless idiot.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es): Most likely Spike.
Who is the more loved parent: Hm.. I think that would be Spike, that lovable idiot.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings: Both.
Who cried the most at graduation: Marie. uwu
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law: ...Spike.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking: Most likely Marie.
Who is the most picky in their food choice: Marie.
Who does the grocery shopping: Hm.. Both? I imagine they’d do it together.
How often do they bake desserts: Quite often, especially when Marie is pregnant.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater: Meat.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner: Hm.. Spike cause he’s that romantic. <3
Who is more likely to suggest going out: Spike.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking: ...I think that would be Spike. Maybe. I dunno what his cooking skills are like.
Chores:
Who cleans the room: Spike.
Who is really against chores: Marie.
Who cleans up after the pets: Marie.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug: ...I dunno, honestly.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over: Marie.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning: Probably Spike.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths: I think it’s a tie here.
Who takes the dog out for a walk: Marie. She loves Ein-chan. <3
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays: Every Christmas, at least.
What are their goals for the relationship: Nothing special? Just make each other happy??
Who is most likely to sleep till noon: Both. Sleepy heads.
Who plays the most pranks: ...Marie? Or maybe it’s a tie here too.












