Broken Coffee Machine
Yukio: Who broke it?
Yukio: I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
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Shiemi: I did I brok-
Yukio: No, you didn't. Rin.
Rin: Don't look at me! ...Look at Shima.
Shima: What?! I didn't break it.
Rin: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Shima: Uh because it's sitting right in front of us. And it's broken.
Rin: Sus.
Shima: No it's not!
Konekomaru: Um, if it matters, probly not, but Kamiki was the last one to use it.
Izumo: LIAR! I DON'T EVEN DRINK THAT CRAP!
Konekomaru: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Izumo: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Koneko!
Shiemi: Okay, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Yuki.
Yukio: NO! WHO BROKE IT?!
Shima: ... Mr. Okumura... Bon's been awfully quiet this whole time-
Suguro: REALLY?!
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Yukio: I broke it. It burned my hand so I shot it. I predict in ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Yukio: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.