#because it worked

[hurlingdown]

'Marijuana marijuana, She's got a moist vagina!"

You make me have a moist v-

- 🐾

are you trying to seduce me out of my hiatus

[felderwin]

Do we know why they put this qualifier here when saving Treviso literally locked me out of nothing. Was it just to scare the shit out of me

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

So it turns out if you mix together:

1 block, softened cream cheese

1 can defrosted concentrated lemonade (or other frozen juice concentrate of your choice)

1 can condensed milk

and then you fold in 1 container of Cool Whip, you can put it on a graham cracker crust and it's basically cheesecake

no baking required, and it tastes great straight from the fridge (or freezer!)

[eddiediaaz]

the pretty dude that interviewed oliver on that podcast a few days ago just liked some of my instagram posts?? why lmao

[i-am-robie]

hi robie! do you listen to any podcasts?

i hope you have a lovely day!

https://inknosed.tumblr.com/post/662524293940396032

…anon are you bribing me to answer a question with cute supercorp art?

[deadontheinsidebut]

When you email tumblr support to fix your tags and they... actually fix your tags: 💗👅💗

But they can’t fix that thing where my DMs crash everytime I text @janellion @kenmakodzu @stcrryskies @miyumtwins -_- like get on that

[scuderlia]

boy moms scare me