Aug 3, 2014
Things I said today in the Hackerspace Lounge while laughing so hard I was crying
I'm not sure even consensual MRSA is legal
The human race is much to complex and terrifying for that to not be true
If you walk up to a vending machine and push the ANTS!!!! *jazz hands* button and got spiders instead, I'm not sure there's a jury in the world that would give you a settlement
"How did the ants find their way up the middle of our foundation?" "Smell, probably."