#becauseimchuckbass

[allhaileshan-blog]

LOVE me some Chuck Bass 😏 #BecauseImChuckBass #MotherChucker @edwestwick #letmebeyourblairforonenight

[kayesalemwitch]

because-imchuckbass started following you

Hello. My name is Kaye. How are you doing today?

[anthonystarkjust]

Of course. Do take care, Mister Stark. We look forward to hearing from you.

And you will indeed hear from me soon.

I mean, once I'm standing on two legs again.

[anthonystarkjust]

I'm sorry, but you know you're a talking corgi, right? Because.. It's just a bit unnerving. -pauses- We're an international real estate company, founded by my... Late... father, Bart Bass. -leans down to tuck a card in his collar- We've just recently opened a few clubs in Manhattan and we hear Stark industries is doing wonderful things with alternative energy. Give me a call when you're... Human again and we can talk business.

I'm a handsome talking corgi. Adjectives make all the difference.

And, you're interested in the arc reactor? Color me intrigued. 's not often we get arc reactor interest, despite the obvious genius behind it. [/Tony wiggles a bit to get the card properly wedged between his collar and his fur.] I'll be sure to call you, Mr. Bass. Or maybe I'll have Pepper do it. Either way--we'll keep in touch, yes?

[anthonystarkjust]

... Of course you are. Chuck, Chuck Bass.. Bass Industries. It's a pleasure, Mister Stark. I'd offer you a card, but you might eat it.

Offended! I! Am! Offended!

Never heard of Bass Industries, though, so you might have to enlighten me. Being a dog means I can't access Google--and to be honest, I actually miss the gift. A lot.

[anthonystarkjust]

You know... I've heard rumors... But I didn't think you were actually going to be a dog when I introduced myself. Maybe I should just come back at a more... Convenient time. ((I apologize in advance for the asshole that is Chuck Bass, also... Hi))

I'm a talking dog. Fine line.

And I'd also like to let you know that despite my four-legged status, I'm still Tony Stark, and I'm willing to paw-print any memorabilia you want my brilliant signature on.