#becausekaritoldmeto

[asortoflight]

We go on the classiest dates #curiousincidentofthedoginthenighttime #whitegirldrinks #platoniclifepartner (at Downtown Denver)

[asortoflight]

Delivery brunch is the best kind of #brunch #postmates #mimosas #watchingcrazyexgirlfriend

[asortoflight]

Made sparkling blue raspberry lemonade! #selfiestick #ilovechloe

[asortoflight]

Yesterday I told Chloe I think I like Dollhouse better than Doctor Who, and she cried "blasphemy! You come into my house, drink my tea, eat my quesadillas, only to blaspheme????"

[asortoflight]

Awesome ways of getting kicked out of residency/med school

trying to make panini with a defibrillator

telling a patient their condition is “mild as balls”

saying “ayyyy lmao” after someone is pronounced dead at 4:20

[asortoflight]

Talking about cardiac tamponade

Chloe: That sounds like a groovy little dance

Me: it's when there's fluid in the pericardium and it keeps the heart from beating

Chloe: ....that's much less fun than a little dance

Chloe: If it were a dance it would be a cross between tango and something Scottish

[asortoflight]

Me: I've had cereal for all of my meals today

Chloe: ....welcome to being 20?

[asortoflight]

Chloe (referring to her anti-anxiety meds): Well I'm taking fuck suppressors.

Me: Ha. I know you mean it makes you not give a fuck, but that sounds like a drug to lower your libido.

Chloe: No, it's not. Well... my social libido.