Jan 5, 2015
your fave is problematic: maggie: watches star wars instead of writing things for me. makes friends with strangers who message her on tumblr telling her how to manage her own tweets. easily bribed. shameless enabler.
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your fave is problematic: maggie: watches star wars instead of writing things for me. makes friends with strangers who message her on tumblr telling her how to manage her own tweets. easily bribed. shameless enabler.
becsology replied to your post “i have a package listed as coming from “Ontario, CA, United States” …...”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontario,_California
.. lmao
hi chex i was looking at my info on facebook for the first time in literally years and i thought you might be interested to know that in the "favorite quotes" section i found this gem: "When life gives you lemons... don't make sandwiches."--C. Anderson
holy shit
what was i doing i’m so great thanks for this
chex obviously you have to do the otp thing for stevebucky and buckynat
god yes ok. these went on forever. enjoy. i dont know if im talking mcu or comics. who cares. fuck it
otp thing version STUCKY, with a note that i am assuming bucky's had some time to recover and like had his memories cosmic cube'd back or something by now:
Who’s the messiest one: i feel like they'd both be equally messy. steve is probably the one who instigates cleaning sprees, but bucky is the one who gets all obsessed with making sure the refrigerator is SPARKLING inside and out. but they both keep the place pretty tidy overall honestly.
Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: i think they would both be pretty reserved about anything besides holding hands? like, in public-public, anyway. hanging out with the other avengers, bucky might go so far as to FALL ASLEEP WITH HIS HEAD ON CAP'S SHOULDER. jeez louise, get a room. i guess steve technically would be the more uncomfortable of the two of them. (bucky used to be hella smooth before ~~dying~~ but he's a little more reserved in the modern era ok he's got a lot of guilt it makes him a weird dude in general sometimes)
Who’s the funniest drunk: this is a cheap question since bucky is the only one of them who can even get drunk, i'm pretty sure. but i mean. once again, bucky.
Who texts the most: you might think steve? and at first it is steve but then bucky gets the hang of the whole 'cell phone' and 'technology' thing and within a week of agreeing to get one is just like, nonstop texting people. he masters snapchat. you would not believe that dude's snaps.
Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: steve. oh, steve. to be fair it's hard to mock him TOO Much, with the whole 'out of time' thing. bucky makes fun of him for t a lot. (steve thinks bucky is the one with the embarrassing taste since he develops a fondness for MODERN POP MUSIC, but whatever, bucky has stopped giving a shit.)
Who reads the most: steve. he wants to learn what he missed! bucky is a bit more blase about that aspect of playing catch-up; he was involved in so much of it unwillingly that he'd rather not. there's always fiction, but ... eh. he prefers movies and tv. so yeah, steve.
Who’s better with kids: steve rogers. are you kidding me. of course it's steve.
Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: steve fuckin rogers, hahahahhahahahahaha. not that bucky won't help (and make fun of steve endlessly when steve accidentally turns a pipe the wrong way or something and gets soaked with water from the backed up sink) but yeah steve is the dude who fixes shit, that's his whole MO, that is his life.
Who’s got the weirdest hobby: i bet you bucky fucking LOVES whittling. i am not sure why i think this, but i do. steve's hobbies are all normal shit like 'movies' and 'reading' and 'listening to music' and 'PATRIOTISM' but bucky is all about, like. sharpshooting isn't a hobby. sharpening knives it not a hobby. using those knives to whittle weird shit is totally a hobby, though. (he probably didn't even mean to pick it up, and wouldn't call it a hobby if you asked. he just got bored one day and started carving something that should not have been carved. steve ended up like. politely directing that tendency towards something more productive. "hey buck. look at this cool branch i found. make it look like a fish." and then a week later they've got a pointless-ass sculpture of a wooden fish sitting around. steve couldn't think of anything better to suggest.)
Who cooks and who cleans up: bucky probably cooks. he used to clean up, too, back in the Olden Days - both when Steve was a little dude and during the war if they weren't just eatin at the mess tent - but now steve insists on doing it. but yeah, i feel like bucky would have been a passable cook before and has a lot of time to work on it now when he's not off doing missions halfway around the world for fury.
otp thing version BUCKYNAT; i ... decided i want this in the present era instead of their time as COOL SPIES for the red room, so whatever; i'm handwaving canon so don't ask if this is comics or mcu:
Who’s the messiest one: bucky, by far, and he is not even a messy dude. he's hella clean. and yet. natasha's extremely dedicated to making her apartment look like she doesn't live in it. so bucky will have, like, a single mug left out by the sink, whereas nat has NOTHING TO PROVE THIS PLACE IS HERS. NOTHING.
Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: idk i feel like neither of them would be too publicly demonstrative of their affection most of the time. tons of affection in private, but pda, not as much. neither of them would necessarily be uncomfortable about it, just. not their thing as a couple.
Who’s the funniest drunk: ahahahahaha please imagine drunk natasha. thanks
Who texts the most: see above. BUCKY. he's ridiculous. nat will turn her phone on silent sometimes and just not reply for a bit, not cuz she doesn't want to, but because seriously, she's on a mission, calm down. (when she doesn't reply bucky always has a momentary freakout like WHAT IF SHE DIED then has to remind himself she's a professional and has actual shit to do. and it's not like he replies when he's on missions, either, so. he just bothers other people. or adds stupid snaps to his story rather than sending them direct to her, in hopes she will get around to watching them eventually.)
Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: probably bucky tbh. i am ... not sure what nat would listen to???
Who reads the most: i don't feel like either of them would be big readers unless we're talking reading up on their targets dossier's or the culture of whatever region they're traveling to for work today, y'dig?
Who’s better with kids: hahahahahahahahaha oh god neither of them NEITHER OF THEM THEY'RE BOTH BAD
Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: nat. :') bucky will try! he occasionally goes a bit old fashioned and feels like it's his obligation! but honestly nat just gets shit done better and faster and will end up pushing him out of the way. he's learned to let her.
Who’s got the weirdest hobby: please see above. see that fucking essay i wrote about bucky and whittling. thanks
Who cooks and who cleans up: i think this'd be pretty egalitarian. though nat is probably the one more prone to going "let's just order takeout" soo bucky prob cooks more but they split cleanup duties whatever they end up doin.