#bedbathoryandbeyond

[gurguliare]

A Sensitive But Socially Sideways Writer who adopts Lots Of Dogs in a Spotless Weird Modern House and spends most of her time lounging in a Picturesque Fashion

AM I WILL GRAHAM. 9pip i have BAD and WORSE news

[gurguliare]

I just realized that the genre your text posts occasionally drift into is ""fandom meta litfic""

i have two FUCKING interests

[mattonious]

:O what keyboard is that?? And how do you like it??

it’s a Razr BlackWidow Chroma keyboard! it’s a fairly expensive keyboard since it’s meant for gaming and is EXTREMELY customizable - along with like infinite color combos, the 5 keys on the left hand side are actually macro buttons you can map particular actions to for certain games, like FF14 and League!

the buttons are real easy to access and feels real natural to use, and it even has a REAL nice clicky-clack sound for every button press, so if you’re into that sort of aesthetic like i am, and if you just want a really, really cool keyboard, i’d definitely get it!

[gurguliare]

so DO you think you've been properly watered

IT’S FRANKLY ONLY A MEDIUM-SIZED CLOSET

[gurguliare]

Your unflinching, grimfaced exuberance for terrible things

thank you alex. i miss having someone to frighten in the kitchen :(

[gurguliare]

first harry potter book; the book that contains everything tattoo guy and professor said to each other while everyone else was silent in that one poetry class; the first fic you ever published (and can still find); white fang.

harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone: will look into it | added to TBR | on my TBR | couldn’t finish it | ugh | it was OK | really enjoyed it | loved it | LIFE RUINER | it killed me with wonder

holy shit pornbots, exploitative yet groundbreaking: will look into it | added to TBR | on my TBR | couldn’t finish it | ugh | it was kind of cute honestly | really enjoyed it | loved it | LIFE RUINER | it killed me with wonder

havelock vetinari flamingo and boy: will look into it | added to TBR | on my TBR | couldn’t finish it | ugh | it was OK | really enjoyed it | loved it | LIFE RUINER | it killed me with wonder

white fang: will look into it | added to TBR | on my TBR | couldn’t finish it | ugh | it was OK | really enjoyed it | loved it | i cannot believe how into jack london my mother remains. if you mention ‘buck’ to her even in an economic context she will open her eyes wide in aspirational fervor | it killed me with wonder

[gurguliare]

bedbathoryandbeyond replied to your post:i like when people try to explain things like...

good lord I am so grateful to be innocent of elf hell

hey don’t you like hypocritically self-righteous empires and things

maybe you’d enjoy it :)

[gurguliare]

HOMESTUCK. TRASH FOR HUMOROUS RESPONSES

my favorite female character: rose lalonde: no longer an emotion but a consecrated gap inside me---sort of like kanaya’s spine enjambment

my favorite male character: i can’t remember! was it karkat

my favorite book/season/etc: act 5 act 2 we were all rooting 4 u

my favorite episode (if it’s a tv show): EITHER [s] seer: ascend OR [s] seer: descend OR [s] wake

my favorite cast member: orange

my favorite ship: it occurs to me i might have followers now who don’t know the answer to this! hello, friends. my favorite homestuck ship is rose/kanaya. i think it’s very nice and i’m passionate about their compatibility.

a character I’d die defending: uhhh i still get the urge to send long excruciating anon submissions to that one meta blogger who wrote about something something vriska, something something everyone on MY dash is always derailing to talk about tavros!! hahahaha

a character I just can’t sympathize with: purple

a character I grew to love: jane crocker

my anti otp: heyyyy i’ve been out of this fandom awhile. terezi/dave