#bee's headcanons

[sanriokamabodo]

had a really fun idea for a more modern setting where u and ur bestie are in a sorority with like 20 other girls. and akaza is dating ur bestie and u and all the other girls are skeptical because he's a demon and even worse real fucking uptight.

muzan being muzan is of course skeptical because a demon? dating a human girl? surrounded by even more human girls in a sorority?

cue douma aggressively excitedly offering to volunteer to stake the place out at the drop of the word sorority. because duh? girls.

imagine it's like a movie night where all of you are downstairs huddled up infront of the tv with snacks, wearing ur comfy clothes. and akaza comes in and some of the girls kinda sigh because there's his ass again, wait... who's his really cute friend?

and douma just introduces himself politely making u and all the girls go absolutely apeshit over his charms and good lucks. "wow do u work out?" "can i braid ur hair? it looks so soft" "omg your SO funny!" and to akaza's dismay he's immediately invited to girls night, the next five parties and like two dates. whereas akaza didn't even know about the coming events.

[wylldebee]

Okay, hear me out. Unohana...but with freckles. Just...a little faint dusting of tiny freckles across her nose. Unnoticeable ones. You have to be really close to her face to see them - like 'antagonist leaning close into the protags face for intimidation' type close. Nose-to-nose type close. The thing is, Unohana hates her freckles. She's hated them since she went by the name Yachiru. She was a criminal! A murderer! What criminal/murderer has freckles?! Anyone who mentions them ends up dead in a ditch missing one or all their limbs. The real reason she threw hands with child!Zaraki? Little bastard noticed her freckles and called them out. She couldn't let him live after that and that totally backfired. The only one - the only one - who gets away with this is Isane. Because Isane gives her nose kisses when she calls them cute when they're alone, and Unohana is weak for nose kisses and the way Isane is smiling when she does it.

[gravity-lifts]

Here’s a compilation of absolutely wonderful Riley headcanons because I need to tell someone, and why not tell all of you?

She’s had a warm up playlist for almost 6 years now and she just adds songs when she finds one that she thinks fits. When she becomes captain she starts playing it at practices and no one can figure out how any of the songs came to be on the same playlist, let alone why they’re warming up to them

She owns a rabbit that she named mr. snuffles, and Cairo’s convinced that it’s immortal because of how many dangerous situations (for rabbits) it manages to get itself into and out of ever day

She has a few comfort movies, and when she’s feeling particularly stressed she’ll watch all of them in a row (they’re all pretty much the same thing, but they’re different enough to be interesting)

Every christmas she gets at least one present that has to do with snoopy (from peanuts) because she was pretty obsessed with them when she was ten and now it’s tradition (her favourite ones are the sweaters)

She knows a lot about cheer at a more professional level because when she was a bit younger she wanted to dance professionally and that led her to cheer (her parents felt it was more attainable)

She hates having her hair down because it makes her neck feel bad

Almost everything she owns is covered in stickers because they make her feel like the stuff is actually hers and not just things to have to fill the house (like a lot of the things that her parents buy)

She paints her bedroom a different colour every year, and her favourite (she won’t say if you ask, but it is) was when it was pink and green (two walls of each) because it made her feel like she was living in a watermelon

She doesn’t have her drivers license because how fast cars go makes her anxious but she was planning to get it before she went to college

She makes patterns out of numbers to remember them (ex. 563 is the way it is because 5 then 6 while counting (6 is bigger so it’s second) and then 3 is half of 6)

She only has contacts saved on her phone for show, she has all of the phone numbers memorized

[katsukithme]

It's Shinsou Hitoshi thirst hours

A lil tw: drug mentions / use :)

I cannot stop thinking about what getting high with shinsou would be like. Just imagine it. High as shit and making out and laughing at nothing AND THEN he leans over and takes your jaw into his hand, thumb pressing into your cheek, gentle but still firm to open your mouth. He gets real close and presses his lips to yours, hot and real slow like, and when your lips part he transfers the smoke from his mouth to yours and lets you drink it in. I just- UGH FUCK

[enbyarson]

The whole headcanon that Craig's dad is a wannabe cool dadTM Is the fuckinf greatest, and that he teaches Craig and Tricia how to wrestle but he pretends to lose every time just to make them happy fuels my heart and soul

[sanriokamabodo]

higschool!au hc where douma still calls akaza, lord akaza (to akaza's dismay) because of their d&d sessions.

like i just imagine you and akaza walking through the school hallways, hand in hand and douma spotting you guys and yelling:

"if it isn't lord akaza and lady y/n!" making you quirk an eyebrow at your boyfriend, who is red as a beet and seconds away from giving douma a smack upside the head.

"i don't– i don't know what he's talking about."

alternatively: akaza not being creative enough to make a d&d character so plays as hisself, as a paladin. (of course)

[sanriokamabodo]

i'd like to imagine if rui (the spider demon) would've grown up and not be forced into becoming a demon because of his illness that he would've become a demon slayer mentored by shinobu. the both of them using insect breathing. after long training sessions shinobu and rui'd sit down on the porch at the butterfly estate, drink tea and talk about their lives into the long night.

i just- i just think that'd be neat:(

[sanriokamabodo]

au where douma is a trickster wizard and gives out enchanted candy on halloween night. cue you banging on his door, forcing him to explain why your nose is blue.

and sure he has the recipe for a potion to reverse the effects, but you're also kinda really cute and he starts enjoying your company a lot so he starts stalling ... a little.