#beearmada

[imagine-jim-bones-and-spock]

i could Fite™ the unicorn dog but that's like the only thing. just rip its gotdamn antennae off

His horn tho!!! You must be careful

[loveydoveykirk]

I'm bee or bear (obvious reasons), shirt colour blue, occupation: Oyster Pirate ! it was on the list, man.

ur in! nice job choice. 

lemme know if you’d like to join the skype group! :0

[imagine-jim-bones-and-spock]

this is an 'event' now. 'the fortnight event' sounds so official. it's going in the history books

On this day, the evil @sleepymccoy tried to convince the brave and noble @imagine-jim-bones-and-spock that Georgia was real and that “For*night” was a word.

She remained strong. 

[sleepymccoy]

spock sending bones a 'letter of romantic intent' from the bureau of communication as his first officially romantic action because 'It is good to tell the intended of your intentions officially, doctor.'

This was so much fun to fill out. Thank you for this opportunity, Beearmada.

[sleepymccoy]

@beearmada tumblr mobile threw quite the shit fit when i tried to reply to your message, so I'm posting instead. Bones going in the first day Spock is open to arrange a trade of coffee for flowers every morning, so that his coffee shop looks nice. And Spock just being all dismissive cos he doesn't need coffee. So Bones has a go at his flowers and says they'd set of his customers hayfever anyhow. Jim intervenes (local delivery boy) and convinces them that this trade would work well for both of them. Cue the most ridiculous passive agressive gift exchange, where Bones gives Spock increasingly intricate and sweet coffees every day (he overheard him say Vulcans don't like chocolate) and Spock sends him the most pollenated flowers w nasty meanings behind them. Ofcourse, Spock gives all his coffees away to his regulars, which means more loyal customers. And Bones' customers love the flowers, they smell lovely and most people don't actually know the Spring Carolines mean disappointment.