my friend went on a date with her bf yesterday and whilst he went to the toilet the waitress had come over to the table with the bill, when she realised my friend was waiting for her bf she offered to come back with the bill but my stubborn ass bsf decided to pay off the whole thing
when her bf came back and found out that she payed he was fuming and was moody all day WHILST i was trying to revise ..
anyways she told me this and all i could think about was james james james james james this is such a james thing </3
- tired of being single beef anon
"james, you can't seriously still be mad at me!" you laugh at the pouty boy on your couch, thick arms crossed childishly over his chest as he stares at the tv. you reach to squeeze at his cheek and smother his face with kisses, all the while whining "jamieee"
he huffs, and you lean back to look at his grumpy face. "*I* wanted to pay. y'r so mean to me and I jus' wanna love you :("
you have to hold back your laugh because he's genuinely upset! so you peck his lip and find his eyes again. "will it make you feel better if I let you eat me out?"
he stares at you, but you see him starting to give in. "for as long as I want?"
you smile this time, kissing him again before pulling him up and slapping his ass playfully, pushing him to the bedroom. "for as long as you want, baby."
