#beefalicious

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A collection of photos of myself and my friends from tonight's Halloween party!

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I recorded a thing :^]

@lowandco @pastel-clark @cryptid-keith

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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beeflejuice c:

Happy Halloween everyone!

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Inktober/Kinktober

So I’m really gonna try and do this year, if not everything, as much as I can to get myself back into drawing. I pulled a bunch of prompts from some stuff and randomly determined each day then picked a backup just in case I can’t pull it off, but here we go! I’ll try and post daily, but I might have to go weekly, who knows.

1. Steampunk Adventure – The Wicked Cyborg / Super People – The Old Hero

2. Post Apocalyptic – The Girl and Her Dog / Space Adventures – The Alien Empress

3. Super People – The Ghost Kid / Space Adventures – The Engineer Girl / Kinktober - Public

4. Super People – The Burning Man /  Post Apocalyptic – The Young Survivor

5. Urban Fantasy – The Werewolf Alpha / Kinktober – Body Swap

6. Steampunk Adventure – The Machine / Urban Fantasy – The Vampire

7. Kinktober – Worship / Post Apocalyptic – The Hunter Android

8. Urban Fantasy – The Werewolf Loner / Kinktober – Deepthroating/Facesitting

9. Kinktober – Lingerie / Post Apocalyptic – The Lost Timetraveler

10. Super People – The Captain / Space Adventures – The Alien Cat

11. Urban Fantasy – The Goblin Lord / Kinktober - Gags

12. Space Adventures – The Clones / Kinktober - Tentacles

13. Kinktober – Titfucking / Post Apocalyptic – Sky Warlord / Super People – The Earthmover

14. Urban Fantasy – The Angel / Space Adventures – The Mercenary

15. Kinktober – Lapdances / Post Apocalyptic – The War Machine

16. Kinktober – Pegging / Post Apocalptic - Scientist

17. Kinktober – Costumes / Urban Fantasy – The Overlord

18. Kinktober – Masturbation / Space Adventures – The Space Beast

19. Space Adventures – The Imperial Assassin / Post Apocalyptic – The Leopard Boy

20. Steampunk Adventure – “Wings” / Kinktober - Threesome

21. Urban Fantasy – The Kiss / Post Apocalyptic – The Demi-God

22. Super People – The Brothers Grimm / Space Adventures – Intergalactic Family

23. Urban Fantasy – Kitsune Girl / Kinktober – Against a Wall

24. Steampunk Adventure – The Alchemist / Kinktober – Sixty-Nine

25. Kinktober – Smiles/Laughter / Space Adventures – The Grandfather

26. Post Apocalyptic – The Samurai

27. Super People – The Melder / Space Adventures – The Shapeshifter

28. Post Apocalyptic – The Demons / Kinktober - Xenophilia

29. Post Apocalyptic – The Twins / Space Adventures – The Cruise Ship

30. Steampunk Adventure – The Remade Man / Urban Fantasy – The Warlock Kid

31. Urban Fantasy – The Unicorn / Super People – The Arachno Children

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I forgot to post these last week, but I no longer look like a hobo....at least I think I don’t! Yay for haircuts

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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,Q,R,S,V

A: Always been single much to my chagrin

B: Birthday is 11/28

C: I’m crushing really hard on someone I’m close to, but I’ve resigned myself that it’s never gonna be a reality.

D: I’ve had my first kiss

E: Probably my best friend and crush because we share literally everything

F: My favorite song is situational; She Wolf by Shakira is my classic. Black Betty by Caravan Palace is my current. Let’s Go by Jazzotron is my alternative. Swing It by Sekreid is my theme song.

G. I’m pretty good at cooking and writing I think

H. Brown hair

I. I’m totally in love and it hurts so much

J. Jealousy is an ugly emotion and I want it removed from my body cause it’s driving me insane

K. I’ve got many nicknames: Tom, Tommy, Junior, Thomas, Choch, Beef, Beefy, Thawk, Berf, Grandma

L. Never had a relationship so my first one will be my longest

M. Franklin is the middle name

N. Number? 31 if I had to arbitrarily pick

Q. What am I doing with my life?

R. My friends are my reason to smile

S. Losing the Agreement by Max and the Moon

V. I’ve surprisingly kept my violent tendencies in check despite the urge to literally throttle some people at work

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why don't you pursue the people you have feelings for?

Various things get in the way: like work, distance, my own insecurities and reservations or it just doesn’t work out because the feelings aren’t mutual. It’s not for lack of trying, but between overthinking and other stupid things I always seem to have bad luck

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Me: I know who to come to for my binary problems

Friend: why do you have so many?

Me: I'd tell you if I knew how to read them