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-whispers to self-
AU crossover where ‘Salvaged’ meets ‘Milk and Honey’
consider the following:
Saitama rescues animals
Genos is a cow
the results are so pure and soothing your eyes become waterfalls of joy
also, mumen is a beekeeper in both universes
Saitama: Hey Mumen, what do you feed a cow? I took Genos to the park but they kicked us out and I was going to give him milk but then I was like, milk comes from cows, is that kind of like cannibalism? But he's a baby cow so maybe it's okay? But he likes eating udon so maybe cows can eat that? Is it okay if he eats pocky? I don't know, you're the expert, you tell me. Mumen: I ... I have bees, not cows. Saitama: REALLY? That's weird. I thought you were a beef-keeper. Mumen: What.
Headcanon for @illuminatedglass:
Mumen is a beekeeper and tends to his hives whenever he isn't heroing. He'll come home, beaten up, but always smiling when he sees his girls waiting for him. He admires bees, and tries to work as hard as they do.
I CAN’T BEE-LIEVE BEEKEEPER MUMEN IS BECOMING AN ACCEPTED PART OF FANON
oblivionkeeper23 replied to your post: pls answer i need to know ...
bees are Good and Pure. mumen is also Good and Pure. you ship that BeeMen
Mumen/Bees is the real: accept no substitute
alaianapotter replied to your post: I think mumen x bees makes lots of...
This ship is far too amusing…probably because it makes my brother loose his hope in humanity
One day I’m going to write Mumen/Bees smut for real and when I do I want you to promise me you’ll make your brother read it
pls answer i need to know : where does mumen and bees come from ? when was he ever shown with bees in the storyline ? im so confused
lmao don’t worry you didn’t miss anything in the series.
in one of my fics, Mumen is a beekeeper. It’s only been mentioned in the background so far, but he needs more love. I started jokingly saying that I ship Mumen with 50,000 bees but at this point I’m convinced it’s canon.
Mumen: Bees? *scoffs* No, I don't even like bees I- *trips* *thousands of pictures of bees spill from his pockets onto the floor* fuck those aren't mine I'm holding them for a friend I- *slips on a pile of pictures* *actual bees fly out of his pockets* fuck! NO they aren't mine I don't even know what a bee IS I've never- *pictures of Mumen in a beekeeping suit kissing handfuls of bees pour out of his pockets* THAT ISN'T ME *beekeeping hat falls off of his head as he starts desperately trying to pick up all of the pictures* hang on a sec jUst LISTEN
p0tatostuck replied to your chat:Friends having lunch
hes nervous bc anyone whos seen the apiary owner knows that he collects honey in a slutty bee costume
*Mumen rider voice* do not talk to me or my 50,000 children ever again
