#beeluzbub x reader

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headcannon?

NB!MC: how the fuck is Lucifer going to kick me out of my own fucking room?! And to hit me even harder he kicked me out so brutally. NB!MC, noticing belphie sleeping on the couch: oh belphie! NB!MC THEN GOES OVER TO THE COUCH AND TRIES TO SLEEP BESIDE BELPHIE WITHOUT WAKING HIM UP. NB!MC GO TO SLEEP. (10 MINUTES LATER) MAMMON, SEEING NB!MC AND BELPHIE CUDDLED UP TOGETHER: WTH!!! ASMO STOPPING BEHIND HIM: Ohh, didn't know this was happening? THE OTHER BROTHERS: pls stfu

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mc, singing(or rapping?): hoes on me, left and right-

The whole gang coming beside them: …

Mc noticing them: What the hell- how the hell did you get her-

Them: Don’t worry about it.

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Solomon : What's your favorite food MC : Nothing because Im not human Solomon : Do you have any hobbies? MC : Solomon : Excuse me, how old are you? MC: ??? Forever. Solomon : Forever? MC : Because I'm not human Brothers : ...huh?

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Why haven’t I seen not one beelzebub x reader where he’s basically acting all shy with reader then for cking them senseless with no mercy??? I feel li he’d do that.

Then with belphie he’d do the opposite. He’d be mean but nice at the same time then let you ride him til he’s whimpering.

I want dis shii.

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Thinking about

I just thought about something...

When F!mc is on her period and none of the brothers know what do, What happens?

Can demons sense the F!mc is on her period?

Can female Demons have periods?

Since it's an all-boy house do they know what a period is?

If F!mc is extra mean on her period could she make one of the demons sad/cry?

Does Angel have periods, if so did Lilith tell the brothers?

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I was thinking just a few moments ago about how Lucifernotices his little brother's behavior after he punished them. They went through one ear out of the other, so Lucifer asks Mc what he should do.

"My mom would make me do something I hated or threaten to take something I like for a period of time." that's more of me speaking than mc

The next moment the 2 and 3 yellings could be heard through the House of Lamentations. Maybe empty threats were thrown. When mc and Lucifer got to the noisy location, they saw the other brother watching that as if that was a drama TV show (Kardashians 2.0.)

By the end of this scenario, Belhpie had a lot of paperwork to do. Mammon and Levi had to get their hands taped to each other for a day. Satan was locked in a room with asmo for 1 hour while Asmo cried because Lucifer canceled some of his appointments at the spa. Asmo probably wouldn't have survived if mc didn't let Satan out before 45 minutes before a minute was up. And Beel had to eat some of the master chief food for a day. It doesn't that sound bad? the chief was Solomon. :)