#beepybend

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Hamatoa.

beepybend said to glamorous-revenge:

Wait that sounds like a ship name... I mean a tam made of ham

“Why would I be made out of ham? I’m a crab monster! Not a pig monster!”

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i don't know. do you know the magic word?

“If you’re asking for ‘please,’ that’s not gonna happen...

So how about ‘gimme’ instead?"

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honestly your human tama sounds so Aesthetic that i wish i had one of those painty realistic-but-the-style-is-good-enough-to-remain-animated styles with the huge effects and grande colors so i could just convey exactly how that came across, baubles and pearls and flowers and all... GOD I HAVE SUCH A SATISFYING IMAGE OF YOUR HUMAN TAMA IN MY HEAD BUT MY HANDS AND SKILLS WONT PUT IT ON THE SCREEN

((Oh my gosh that sounds like it’d be awesome and now I wish I had that kind of drawing style too! D:))

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mmm yeaaaah... they're chocolate, alright! but they're chocolate CAKES now! gotta have some extra something! /grins real wide/

“Cake, you say?~” Tamatoa giggled to himself, and he rubbed away the paper even more enthusiastically until he could finally open the box and get at the treat inside.

“You’re gonna spoil me at this rate~ Not that I’m complaining~”

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“WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?”

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him big boy

((VERY big boy!))

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that's the point budd! /wanders on closer and plops down in the sand/ gotta give the best crab in th world all the good treats!

“An idea I can whole-heartedly support!

Keep ‘em coming, babe~“

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/scampers out... then comes back in dragging another box/ it's speecial! /this time it's wrapped in actual ribbon and paper rather than just being taped shut/

“If it’s more chocolate, you’ve got good timing, cuz I ate all of the last crate.”

He carefully pulled the ribbon, but he struggled with the paper... claws couldn’t exactly unwrap something so thin... But eventually, he just rubbed the claw against the box until the rough texture tore the paper.

“So what is it?”