#beetle banter

[onemillionbeetles]

when finals week is over im gonna draw me and the wife (oswalda) in these

[onemillionbeetles]

SOMEONE RECOMMENDED MY FIC ON TIKTOK??? HOLY SHIT

I was wondering why it got one billion saves out of nowhere

[onemillionbeetles]

i wrote another short story for my oswalda collection but got too ashamed of the fact that ive only been writing nsfw lately to post it, anyway i need a catalyst to go to bed to im gonna post this and forget about it til tomorrow

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62461942/chapters/168079996#workskin

[onemillionbeetles]

so i have some fics about ready to publish but im trying to figure out formatting stuff so I come to the good people of tumblr

When reading “x reader” fanfic, do you prefer:

2nd person POV (“you” pronouns)

3rd person POV with use of “y/n” for name

Nuance/Results

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

I’ve heard that it’s considered “cringey” to use “y/n” and I’d honestly probably avoid using names whenever possible but it’s not the easiest thing in the world to do (then again the concept of x reader fics entirely is considered cringe so who cares). it’d feel a little smoother to write in 3rd person but either way would work, mostly I just want to avoid coming up with a name or forcing a self-insert into my writing.

[onemillionbeetles]

fuuuuuck i can’t post my yume art here they’re gonna know i Yearn

[onemillionbeetles]

finals are over and i made a promise….

if we’re being honest the shirts should probably be the other way around, but i like the vaguely threatening aura this configuration carries. easily the hardest part was trying to figure out how to style a fedora and t shirt together without it giving Reddit moderator. that, and i never feel like i can get Oz’s beautiful nose right

[onemillionbeetles]

idk if anyone still keeps track of this acct but ive decided not to post my nsfw fics here anymore, i don’t want to fight with tumblr’s censorship and clog up otherwise sfw tags w/ nsfw out of nowhere, it feels gross and violating and i wish id never done it to begin with. might still post sfw and wips but otherwise im delegating that all to my secret Twitter and ao3 (which I’ll post when they’re better curated)

[onemillionbeetles]

ive recently been informed that “chaise lounge” is a weird and fancy word by one of my friends, and I’ve just been using it in my fics like everyone knows what it is

do yall know what a chaise lounge is without googling it or have i been coming off as a pretentious French speaker this whole time

Without looking it up, do you know what a chaise lounge is?

Yes

No

I’m bald/nuance/results

Voting ended onMar 24